The Fuck My Life Thread

[Poppy Full]

I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.

[virtually dead]

I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.

I've done that before. Are they inside or outside the house?

[Poppy Full]

I've done that before. Are they inside or outside the house?

God only knows! They sort of just...vanished.

[virtually dead]

God only knows! They sort of just...vanished.

Messy Halloween....?

[Poppy Full]

Messy Halloween....?

If the bruises and torn ankle ligaments are anything to go by...

[virtually dead]

If the bruises and torn ankle ligaments are anything to go by...

Well at least someone had fun.
Your avatar..Degas?

[Poppy Full]

Well at least someone had fun.
Your avatar..Degas?

Munch, but it reminded me of Degas too, actually.

[virtually dead]

I studied Munch last year, oh the embarrasment!

[I am a Ghost]

Monster Munch.

[mcrickson]

I studied Munch last year, oh the embarrasment!

I got an 86% on my Munch research paper
Not bad, considering the professor is all sixes and sevens

[gretchenraine]

I completely forgot that my car lease ran out on Friday. So I don't know if they can arrest me or repo the car and I'm kind of worried.

[anon x]

I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.

Are you still in prison?
You might starve to death !

[Poppy Full]

Are you still in prison?
You might starve to death !

I'm surviving on basic rations of porridge and naan bread. It's not so bad, starting to consider making a new life for myself here as a hermit.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

I make girls cheat on their boyfriends way, way too much. Why are single girls so unattractive?? Fml.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

even though we set a new record at the bar last night
and I personally made a pretty good amount of cash
there were no ladies in Snow White costumes the whole night
*
its just not Halloween without some purdy girls dressed as the most lovely princess


*="punk rock Snow White" if you see her let me know! please?

[CrystalGeezer]

There was a Mexican Snow White at my party. She was just a normal Snow White though, not a slutty Snow White. We got some tricker treater teenager's who were all slutty things, slutty Strawberry Shortcake. Slutty Witch. Slutty Nurse. THey were trick or treating though because they were too young to go to a bar to show off their nubile boobs in these costumes!

[anon x]

I'm surviving on basic rations of porridge and naan bread.

Oh,that's good:treat yourself !

Drink some water too,that'll delay the inevitable death.

[Strings]

I have no motivation to do anything.

[troubleluvsme]

I have no motivation to do anything.

You've made 8 posts. That's something.

[Strings]

You've made 8 posts. That's something.

Oh but the sheer effort that took, oh God the effort!