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    I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy Full View Post
    I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.
    I've done that before. Are they inside or outside the house?

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    I've done that before. Are they inside or outside the house?
    God only knows! They sort of just...vanished.

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    God only knows! They sort of just...vanished.
    Messy Halloween....?

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    Messy Halloween....?
    If the bruises and torn ankle ligaments are anything to go by...

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    If the bruises and torn ankle ligaments are anything to go by...
    Well at least someone had fun.
    Your avatar..Degas?

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    Well at least someone had fun.
    Your avatar..Degas?
    Munch, but it reminded me of Degas too, actually.

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    I studied Munch last year, oh the embarrasment!

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    Monster Munch.

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    I studied Munch last year, oh the embarrasment!
    I got an 86% on my Munch research paper
    Not bad, considering the professor is all sixes and sevens

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    I completely forgot that my car lease ran out on Friday. So I don't know if they can arrest me or repo the car and I'm kind of worried.

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    "But give them me - the mouth, the eyes, the brow! Let them once more absorb me! One look now will lap me round forever..." - Robert Browning, 1864

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy Full View Post
    I've lost my keys. I'm effectively a prisoner in my own house, I can't come or go unless one of my flatmates is there. Sux.
    Are you still in prison?
    You might starve to death !

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    Are you still in prison?
    You might starve to death !
    I'm surviving on basic rations of porridge and naan bread. It's not so bad, starting to consider making a new life for myself here as a hermit.

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    I make girls cheat on their boyfriends way, way too much. Why are single girls so unattractive?? Fml.

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    even though we set a new record at the bar last night
    and I personally made a pretty good amount of cash
    there were no ladies in Snow White costumes the whole night
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    its just not Halloween without some purdy girls dressed as the most lovely princess


    *="punk rock Snow White" if you see her let me know! please?

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    There was a Mexican Snow White at my party. She was just a normal Snow White though, not a slutty Snow White. We got some tricker treater teenager's who were all slutty things, slutty Strawberry Shortcake. Slutty Witch. Slutty Nurse. THey were trick or treating though because they were too young to go to a bar to show off their nubile boobs in these costumes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poppy Full View Post
    I'm surviving on basic rations of porridge and naan bread.
    Oh,that's good:treat yourself !

    Drink some water too,that'll delay the inevitable death.

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    I have no motivation to do anything.

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    I have no motivation to do anything.
    You've made 8 posts. That's something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by troubleluvsme View Post
    You've made 8 posts. That's something.
    Oh but the sheer effort that took, oh God the effort!

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