The Fuck My Life Thread

[Seasick]

I was joking! Of course you shouldn't do her, she's obviously not worth your time. She sounds immature and full of herself. Chicks like that are no good.

I'm sorry for joking, I didn't realize it was a big deal to you.

I should have added a smiley, I was really kidding with you. I'm not that serious...really.

[Cassius]

I should have added a smiley, I was really kidding with you. I'm not that serious...really.

Oh good!

In all seriousness, you are better off having not met up with her. Better to find out now that she's a fake than later on after you've dated her a few times and liked her.

You should let me hook you up with my friends.

[Seasick]

You should let me hook you up with my friends.

I'm all for that. Match me baby.

[Cassius]

I'm all for that. Match me baby.

Well if you're willing to make the drive...

[Seasick]

Well if you're willing to make the drive...

Drive hell....I'll take the private jet.

[Cassius]

Drive hell....I'll take the private jet.

If you have a private jet then I'm game.

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

One of my favorites from fmylife.com.

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

[The_Draize_Train]

there you are, wit - been searchin about for ya

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

there you are, wit - been searchin about for ya

It's always in the last place you look.

[The_Draize_Train]

don't try me now young man! ive gotta psychology degree, an astuteness you've not seen, and an uncanny ability to read people....

[The_Draize_Train]

i propose that you tell me why people would want to say "fuck my life" isnt life a gift of sorts?

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

don't try me now young man! ive gotta psychology degree, an astuteness you've not seen, and an uncanny ability to read people....

Well, lucky for you I'm an open book. I've nothing, whatsoever to hide.

[The_Draize_Train]

ok i will give you this: granted, all these objects are galaxies - each galaxy can hold millions of solar systems, each solar system having many planets, and there are millions of galaxies in the universe... so, a nihilistic view upon eath life can be understood to an extent - but

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

ok i will give you this: granted, all these objects are galaxies - each galaxy can hold millions of solar systems, each solar system having many planets, and there are millions of galaxies in the universe... so, a nihilistic view upon earth life can be understood to an extent - but

FUCK MY UNIVERSE

[The_Draize_Train]

FUCK MY UNIVERSE

i wouldnt go that far with it man

humans have limited intelligence and perceptive abilities - you have ears so you can hear - think of the organs that you dont have that if you did, you could perceive other things...

humans personify concepts so they can understand them - its the only way they can come to terms with most things

god aint a white bearded man - "satan" aint a horned red guy - thats a human interpretation

there are, however, energies behind these human interpretations of things (dont even debate - if you debate it, see the picture above, that didnt come from nowhere pal)

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

i wouldnt go that far with it man

humans have limited intelligence and perceptive abilities - you have ears so you can hear - think of the organs that you dont have that if you did, you could perceive other things...

humans personify concepts so they can understand them - its the only way they can come to terms with most things

god aint a white bearded man - "satan" aint a horned red guy - thats a human interpretation

there are, however, energies behind these human interpretations of things (dont even debate - if you debate it, see the picture above, that didnt come from nowhere pal)

[The_Draize_Train]

think of a corpse (human or otherwise) rotting with bacteria and maggots - to your human eyes its repulsive to you - but under nature, that's nature's cleaning agents - see, you see things from your human eyes, but without those cleaners in place, the world would be a dirty place- because of them, the earth stays clean... so from a natural viewpoint, what you find disgusting, is clean and good


see?

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

think of a corpse (human or otherwise) rotting with bacteria and maggots - to your human eyes its repulsive to you - but under nature, that's nature's cleaning agents - see, you see things from your human eyes, but without those cleaners in place, the world would be a dirty place- because of them, the earth stays clean... so from a natural viewpoint, what you find disgusting, is clean and good


see?

Nah youre getting the wrong impression buddy. I get off on maggots actually. Quite arousing, I assure you.

[The_Draize_Train]

whatevers man - dont patronize me! im getting at a point here...

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

im getting at a point here...

Me too. 8==========D

You shouldve never mentioned maggots!