Who Wants To Be A Roadie?
I'm about to be unemployed here soon, I think Morrissey should hire me as a roadie. I'm good with tools and not afraid of heights and get along well with boys. The best part is he'd NEVER see me because as soon as he stepped in the room or on stage I'd bolt out of there in a hurry. It's a win win. Then I could go back to the trailer or motel room or whatever and blog about it all from a different perspective, on the inside yet still on the outside. It would be the best arrangement EVAR!!!!!!!!!
Consider it, Morrissey. I'm totally serious. Or alternatively, I could be that lady that makes sure the chariot or rider or whatever is in order, you know, clean your dressing room before you enter and all that. I'm so good at that stuff.