Oh my god. it's Robby!
spontaneously luminescent
Introduce me to your friend. I will make her less shy.
god, maybe i am creepy.
the story above you was creepier
The best f*** you ever had......what happened?
- Thread starter Scarlet1987
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the story above you was creepier
My super shy friend got some action last night. She was kissed. I thought she played it well. They were sitting on a pier and the boy said "So when's the last time you've been kissed?" and shy friend said, (and this is SERIOUS balls for her, I'm so proud) "Dunno. Why don't we try now?" and then super slick date said, ""Oh I don't know about that." Then he pointed out something on the horizon and when she turned to look he planted a big ol' sloppy kiss on her.
His car smelled of vomit though. Not impressive. But I'm happy she's getting some play.
Good grief, CG--are you & your friend 14 or something? That's not play!
It is play.
Good for the shy girl!
I am a shy girl, too! She gives me hope.
CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
In CG's world, that is play. I haven't kissed someone other than the definition of creepy tutor/captor for 19 years and kissing him was like kissing a zombie.
Actually, I kissed a stranger about a year ago and still haven't fully recovered.
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Dave
Guest
It was this USB thing that plugs into the Internet. It was great.
Chico
found found found
You sound like a fun person, Hellie.
Jukebox Jury
Retired
OK, I have finally cracked.... my best f*** was Ben Budd during the last S'n'G, in the toilets... in the background 'Let the right one slip in' was playing away..... (sadly, as good a f*** as he was, he had ''done the business'' by the time the song had finished)
Jukebox Jury
)Jukebox Jury
OK, I have finally cracked.... my best f*** was Ben Budd during the last S'n'G, in the toilets... in the background 'Let the right one slip in' was playing away..... (sadly, as good a f*** as he was, he had ''done the business'' by the time the song had finished
Cracked, indeed!
Hellie
Lost
Yup.
Fair enough. But I'm still waiting for that pic from '96 or so that you promised last week.
LukaInExile
American Expatriate
Ellen
One hell of a retard.
OK, I have finally cracked.... my best f*** was Ben Budd during the last S'n'G, in the toilets... in the background 'Let the right one slip in' was playing away..... (sadly, as good a f*** as he was, he had ''done the business'' by the time the song had finished
Jukebox Jury
Oh so that's where you guys disappeared off to... And he complained that he didn't pull that night, liar!
R
Reelaround
Guest
My partner wants it up the jacksy, what shall I do?
Do it!!!
Use lube.
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yesitis
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Reelaround
Guest
You never experienced jacksy, well let me tell you right now..
It is the back end of anything front lobe, and back end of anything else
It is the back end of anything front lobe, and back end of anything else
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