The best f*** you ever had......what happened?

[Ben Budd]

There are so many things I could say to this.


I won't.

All jokes aside, what?

 

[Ellen]

All jokes aside, what?

Hahahahahaha you serious? Buy me a drink when I get home and we'll have a lovely long chat about it. This will avoid us airing our dirty washing on Solo.

 

[Ben Budd]

f*** off, you owe me that fiver.

 

[Ellen]

f*** off, you owe me that fiver.

f*** off, you owe me a pizza.

 

[Ben Budd]

f*** off, you owe me a pizza.

f*** off, you owe me chicken choi mein that I am actually allowed to enjoy in my own home.

 

[Ellen]

f*** off, you owe me chicken choi mein that I am actually allowed to enjoy in my own home.

What's chicken choi mein? I thought it was chow.

 

[Ben Budd]

What's chicken choi mein? I thought it was chow.

Pedantry? I thought you were classier than that. Guess you can take the bird out of the North East...

 

[anon x]

What's chicken choi mein? I thought it was chow.

Actually,it's ciao.

 

[SparkleBoy]

I used to have this 90-yar old neighbor. She had been in a coma for about 13 weeks. I gave her the best lay she'd had in 50 years. Then the old bag of bones died.

 

[SparkleBoy]

Actually,it's ciao.

No, "ciao" is Italian. it is Chow Mein.

 

[Ellen]

No, "ciao" is Italian. it is Chow Mein.

Thanks. And Wikipedia never lies.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chow_mein

 

[lux girl]

So? Has anyone got any good stories?
I'm too shy, for the moment!

 

[anon x]

No, "ciao" is Italian. it is Chow Mein.

Are you American ?

 

[Ben Budd]

How do you turn your best sexual encounter into an interesting story? Sex that both parties happened to enjoy more than any other encounter. That's it.

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

Calling yourself innocent is a bit much too.

i wasnt calling myself innocent you idiot

 

[Sister Rose]

How 'bout this guy?

Seriously.....I find that hot!

 

[iamnicola]

Seriously.....I find that hot!

I know, right?

That has my loins tingling!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

only 98

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My super shy friend got some action last night. She was kissed. I thought she played it well. They were sitting on a pier and the boy said "So when's the last time you've been kissed?" and shy friend said, (and this is SERIOUS balls for her, I'm so proud) "Dunno. Why don't we try now?" and then super slick date said, ""Oh I don't know about that." Then he pointed out something on the horizon and when she turned to look he planted a big ol' sloppy kiss on her.

His car smelled of vomit though. Not impressive. But I'm happy she's getting some play.

 

[LukaInExile]

Introduce me to your friend. I will make her less shy.

god, maybe i am creepy.