America.... I think I may move there....

[Jukebox Jury]

Sounds like a plan. Ta ra pet! Don't get too chilly outside the co op waiting for the bus on the way to work Monday morning.

that fucker never shows up and the price of the weekly / monthly pass went up last week too

Jukebox Jury

[Ellen]

that fucker never shows up and the price of the weekly / monthly pass went up last week too

Jukebox Jury

I know, megariders cost a damn fortune. I voted for the congestion charge.
I HATE YOU MANCHESTER.

[Sore Lips]

which city are you looking at moving to?

[Chico]

I've had enough of New Labour, Mark Hughes, the Royal Family, The Manchester Evening News, waiting for the No 89 bus outside the Co-op, the constant letters from the TV licence people reminding me that I haven't got a TV licence (I fucking KNOW I haven't got one you twats, stop bothering me), not being able to stand up at football, not being able to drink at football whilst watching the game at the same time... and a whole load of other things....
I'm off out of here..... by the end of the year.......

Jukebox Jury

Come on over! It's great timing too! Bush is out in a little over a week and Obama will be in for 8 years! Exciting times...We love hosting Brits!

[Not Right in the Head]

which city are you looking at moving to?

If it's where I think it is, I hope that Phill likes snow and very bad drivers.

[yesitis]

If it's where I think it is, I hope that Phill likes snow and very bad drivers.

he's moving to montreal? but that's in canada...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

he's moving to montreal? but that's in canada...

Quebec is not really Canada

[Jukebox Jury]

which city are you looking at moving to?

Jukebox Jury

[dothewatusi]

Massachusetts?! (Quebec?!) Come west, young fellow. Just follow the yellow brick road...

[Ready With Ready-Wit]

Massachusetts?! (Quebec?!) Come west, young fellow. Just follow the yellow brick road...

Right idea, wrong location.

CALIFORNIA. That's where you wanna go. Who needs television when you're here?

[Ellen]

No don't leave JJ! Manchester may be a shit hole (even worse than Newcastle in my opinion), but hey it's home.

[crimes]

I'd like to move to France or Germany but I'd only go if I learnt French or German beforehand.

In a fantasy world I'd love to move to Japan but I tried learning Japanese a few years ago and found it very hard to learn.

[snowfallsoon]

That's actually very funny.....
but I haven't had a licence since August 2000..... I refuse to fund the salaries of wankers such as Brand, Woss and Wogan.
Though did feel a bit guilty when the Beeb paid for my train and hotel when filming The Eggheads

I also haven't had a season ticket this year as I also object to paying the salary of wankers like Danny Mills, Gelson Fernandes and Ben Haim

I've just had enough.... I wanna be where the snow falls soon

Jukebox Jury

.....going to be a long year....

[Zelda Zonk]

The only thing that holds me back from moving there too is my family. And that's a pretty big thing.

[Sore Lips]

Jukebox Jury

Oh god. I was afraid it was Boston. I LOVE massachusetts. I spent 4 good years of my life up there in the Berkshires. However, Boston kills me.

[Will_Never_Marry]

I've had enough of New Labour, Mark Hughes, the Royal Family, The Manchester Evening News, waiting for the No 89 bus outside the Co-op, the constant letters from the TV licence people reminding me that I haven't got a TV licence (I fucking KNOW I haven't got one you twats, stop bothering me), not being able to stand up at football, not being able to drink at football whilst watching the game at the same time... and a whole load of other things....
I'm off out of here..... by the end of the year.......

Jukebox Jury

What's wrong with The Manchester Evening News? I like reading that paper when I got to Manchester. It's a fantastic city. As for the buses, they're a lot better than the bus services are where I live.

[withmyheadonthebar]

What's wrong with The Manchester Evening News? I like reading that paper when I got to Manchester. It's a fantastic city. As for the buses, they're a lot better than the bus services are where I live.

It really, really is. Way better than where I live. London is dead...

[the beast]

.....going to be a long year....

he'll be worth it to whomever he maybe going to

[Jukebox Jury]

What's wrong with The Manchester Evening News? I like reading that paper when I got to Manchester. It's a fantastic city. As for the buses, they're a lot better than the bus services are where I live.

It's so bad they have to give it away now for free......
The MEN used to be the thing to read.... now, you find everything there, but the news.....
It may as well call itself 'The Manchester Evening Hello'.
Full of non stories about Colleen, Kerry, anyone who has had a walk on part in Coronation Street and the fat girl in X Factor.
Any story has to have a picture of a little kid wearing a united shirt (they once ran a story about a little boy who put a united season ticket down the toilet...... gee, what a scoop)

It's just a pile of shite now......

Jukebox Jury

[Absurd]

And the little bastards sent me 10 letters last semester alone.

I take pleasure in ripping up their cunting letters. I'm not going to waste a phone call on them.