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    I've had enough of New Labour, Mark Hughes, the Royal Family, The Manchester Evening News, waiting for the No 89 bus outside the Co-op, the constant letters from the TV licence people reminding me that I haven't got a TV licence (I fucking KNOW I haven't got one you twats, stop bothering me), not being able to stand up at football, not being able to drink at football whilst watching the game at the same time... and a whole load of other things....
    I'm off out of here..... by the end of the year.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    I've had enough of New Labour, Mark Hughes, the Royal Family, The Manchester Evening News, waiting for the No 89 bus outside the Co-op, the constant letters from the TV licence people reminding me that I haven't go a TV licence (I fucking KNOW I haven't got one you twats, stop bothering me), not being able to stand up at football, not being able to drink at football whilst watching the game at the same time... and a whole load of other things....
    I'm off out of here..... by the end of the year.......

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    Good luck buddy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    I've had enough of New Labour, Mark Hughes, the Royal Family, The Manchester Evening News, waiting for the No 89 bus outside the Co-op, the constant letters from the TV licence people reminding me that I haven't go a TV licence (I fucking KNOW I haven't got one you twats, stop bothering me), not being able to stand up at football, not being able to drink at football whilst watching the game at the same time... and a whole load of other things....
    I'm off out of here..... by the end of the year.......

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    Instead of spending your money on a season ticket, buy a TV licence. Then you can stand in your living room with a couple of tinnies.
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    You need a license to watch the damn TV? Will they suspend your license if you get pulled over for drinking and watching?

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    watch out for injuns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen View Post
    Instead of spending your money on a season ticket, buy a TV licence. Then you can stand in your living room with a couple of tinnies.
    That's actually very funny.....
    but I haven't had a licence since August 2000..... I refuse to fund the salaries of wankers such as Brand, Woss and Wogan.
    Though did feel a bit guilty when the Beeb paid for my train and hotel when filming The Eggheads

    I also haven't had a season ticket this year as I also object to paying the salary of wankers like Danny Mills, Gelson Fernandes and Ben Haim

    I've just had enough.... I wanna be where the snow falls soon

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    Quote Originally Posted by yesitis View Post
    watch out for injuns.
    That's what Prince Harry said.... but he didn't call them that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    That's actually very funny.....
    but I haven't had a licence since August 2000..... I refuse to fund the salaries of wankers such as Brand, Woss and Wogan.
    Though did feel a bit guilty when the Beeb paid for my train and hotel when filming The Eggheads

    I also haven't had a season ticket this year as I also object to paying the salary of wankers like Danny Mills, Gelson Fernandes and Ben Haim

    I've just had enough.... I wanna be where the snow falls soon

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    That's pretty sad. No licence, no season ticket. Ahh

    But on a lighter note - can I youtube you on Eggheads?
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    As soon as I manage to make some money I'm out of here...maybe to Ireland no idea why, just not here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seasick View Post
    You need a license to watch the damn TV? Will they suspend your license if you get pulled over for drinking and watching?
    We have to pay the BBC a licence fee each year (around $210) for 'owning' a TV - even if you don't watch the BBC......
    So when the BBC pay Johnny Woss £18 million over four years, it comes out of licence fee payers money......
    If you are caught watching TV without a licence, you get fined / possible prison sentence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    We have to pay the BBC a licence fee each year (around $210) for 'owning' a TV - even if you don't watch the BBC......
    So when the BBC pay Johnny Woss £18 million over four years, it comes out of licence fee payers money......
    If you are caught watching TV without a licence, you get fined / possible prison sentence

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    And the little bastards sent me 10 letters last semester alone.
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen View Post
    That's pretty sad. No licence, no season ticket. Ahh

    But on a lighter note - can I youtube you on Eggheads?
    Parts 2 & 3 follow on......
    Introducing me, Uncle Skinny, Almareallymatters, Kitty and Kraig
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pvcimV0wgo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen View Post
    And the little bastards sent me 10 letters last semester alone.
    semester?????????
    you mean term???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    Parts 2 & 3 follow on......
    Introducing me, Uncle Skinny, Almareallymatters, Kitty and Kraig
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pvcimV0wgo

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    Oh my god he knows Still Ill. I'd do him for that.
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen View Post
    Oh my god he knows Still Ill. I'd do him for that.
    But he's not a ginger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    But he's not a ginger

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    Something about Jeremy Vine saying he 'ended up with sore lips' is really, really attractive. I can't believe you lost your round, you had done so well! Judith Kepple's a right little nerd. I bet she wouldn't know a decent record if it hit her in the face.

    And they call it semester at university don't-cha-know!
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellen View Post
    Something about Jeremy Vine saying he 'ended up with sore lips' is really, really attractive. I can't believe you lost your round, you had done so well! Judith Kepple's a right little nerd. I bet she wouldn't know a decent record if it hit her in the face.

    And they call it semester at university don't-cha-know!
    Yes I was a bit pissed at saying Crete.... especially as I knew Rhodes was 10 miles from Turkey.... but just thought Crete was further east.... aaaarrrggghhhhh

    I went to Manchester Polytechnic 89 - 91 (now the Met).... it was terms then

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    Yes I was a bit pissed at saying Crete.... especially as I knew Rhodes was 10 miles from Turkey.... but just thought Crete was further east.... aaaarrrggghhhhh

    I went to Manchester Polytechnic 89 - 91 (now the Met).... it was terms then

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    I go to Manc uni. Oh the fucking JOY.
    Belligerent ghouls run Manchester University. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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    I go to Manc uni. Oh the fucking JOY.
    Belligerent ghouls run Manchester University. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
    OK, I'm outta here..... bed time and all that.....

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    OK, I'm outta here..... bed time and all that.....

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    Sounds like a plan. Ta ra pet! Don't get too chilly outside the co op waiting for the bus on the way to work Monday morning.
    I miss really silly things about Manchester. I miss the kind of things that nobody would understand why they could be missed. I miss the grey slate of the sky. And I miss silly things about Manchester people.
    But you're southern, you wouldn't understand. When you're nothern, you're northern forever, and you're instilled with a certain feel for life that you can't get rid of. You really can't.

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