my wife often says i look like marty feldman coming off a bad heroin addiction and just having done 10 rounds with mike tyson (bless her) who do you look like?
my wife often says i look like marty feldman coming off a bad heroin addiction and just having done 10 rounds with mike tyson (bless her) who do you look like?
a man with a mullet went mad with a mallet in millets.
Our most popular absent member Worm described himself as Nick Nolte + Jeffrey Jones + Amy Winehouse =
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Myself
Really....I can hear hims heart through the telescope??
A Bulldog licking piss off a nettle
Objectionable when Sober. Abominable when Drunk.
Anyone who's bald!![]()
Mozmal
"The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news"
I've been told that I look like Burt Reynolds.
And as sure as my words are pure
I praise the day that brings you pain
So don't close your eyes
Don't close your eyes
A bald Jeff Gordan on steriods.![]()
a 14 year old apparently
i went to see a 15 rated film last week with some friends. they all got their tickets without a problem. when i tried to buy mine the lass said "how old are you? do you have any ID?" I stared at her gobsmacked and said "I'm 22!!!" she got really embarrassed and laughed nervously before letting me buy a ticket.
it was an odd moment of happiness at my apparent youth but also bewilderment as often i look like an aging swamp hag.
My brother.
what difference does it make?
http://community.livejournal.com/morrissey_shot/
http://privatethingsyouveconcealed.com
what difference does it make?
http://community.livejournal.com/morrissey_shot/
http://privatethingsyouveconcealed.com
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