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    Once, on a trip from Fresno to San Francisco, Robby toted 3 balloons worth of cocaine in his cavernous asshole. True story.

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    i once brought about an ounce and a half of weed on a plane from montreal to edmonton. true story.

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    I once brought pot from amsterdam to the states via the QE2. A long time ago when i was a teenager. I do not smoke pot anymore. It was easy then, when sparkling wine and cheese is served during customs inspection. Now since 9-11 i suspect heavier security. Do not try it kids!!!

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    I love this thread (other than the title & 1st post...dood, don't be mean to Robby! )

    I once smuggled a joint in my bra to Hawaii. A bit less than yesitis
    Last edited by Corrissey; January 8, 2009 at 02:37 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    I love this thread (other than the title...dood, don't be mean to Robby! )

    I once smuggled a joint in my bra to Hawaii. A bit less than yesitis
    You smuggled weed to Hawaii? Isn't that like hauling coal to Newcastle?

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    You smuggled weed to Hawaii? Isn't that like hauling coal to Newcastle?
    It was better than the fake Maui wowie I bought, that's for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    It was better than the fake Maui wowie I bought, that's for sure.
    that sucks. burns should be reserved for real drugs.

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    Has Robby ever leminated?
    And as sure as my words are pure
    I praise the day that brings you pain
    So don't close your eyes
    Don't close your eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    I love this thread (other than the title...dood, don't be mean to Robby! )

    I once smuggled a joint in my bra to Hawaii. A bit less than yesitis
    I heard you once smuggled weed to a bowling alley. Just saying. Seriously, I only just heard that.

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    Maria Full of Grace is an excellent movie. Everyone should watch it. It's in Spanish but you can always turn the subtitles on.

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    I drank an entire six pack of Budweiser walking up Colorado Blvd the night before the Rose Parade when I was about 15. Did it in front of God and everyone, nobody cared. It was the first time I ever got drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PregnantForTheLastTime View Post
    I heard you once smuggled weed to a bowling alley. Just saying. Seriously, I only just heard that.
    It was Turtle's! and it stayed outside!

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    It was Turtle's! and it stayed outside!
    He maintains you brought it. But he's been known to be less than honorable. Plus, that car legally belongs to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    It was Turtle's! and it stayed outside!
    What's Turtle's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    It was Turtle's! and it stayed outside!
    You fuckers had weed?!? And didn't share?


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    Fifteen years ago in Tijuana I made a deal with a shopkeeper to buy four bottles of Mezcal if he sold them to me for $3 each. He finally agreed and I had to smuggle them across the border because I had exceeded US Customs limit.

    I was soooo proud of myself.

    None of those four bottles have ever been opened. I hate Mezcal, but I love a good bargain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calvin View Post
    Once, on a trip from Fresno to San Francisco, Robby toted 3 balloons worth of cocaine in his cavernous asshole. True story.
    dear Calvin

    this story is 100% NOT true, i have never ever been a 'drug mule' of any kind
    however, there was a person in chat who once related a very similar story about themselveves
    their chat name was 'morrithey' / nathan amongst many other aliases, when i related this story to others they fled this site in shame forever and ever
    thanks for reminding me about that, ahh, good times, good times
    Valar Dohaeris

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh my god, it's Robby! View Post
    dear Calvin

    this story is 100% NOT true, i have never ever been a 'drug mule' of any kind
    however, there was a person in chat who once related a very similar story about themselveves
    their chat name was 'morrithey' / nathan amongst many other aliases, when i related this story to others they fled this site in shame forever and ever
    thanks for reminding me about that, ahh, good times, good times

    said the drug mule

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh my god, it's Robby! View Post
    dear Calvin

    this story is 100% NOT true, i have never ever been a 'drug mule' of any kind
    however, there was a person in chat who once related a very similar story about themselveves
    their chat name was 'morrithey' / nathan amongst many other aliases, when i related this story to others they fled this site in shame forever and ever
    thanks for reminding me about that, ahh, good times, good times
    have you ever Leminated?
    And as sure as my words are pure
    I praise the day that brings you pain
    So don't close your eyes
    Don't close your eyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calvin View Post
    said the drug mule
    you trolled me for 1 response, now 2, there shall not be a third
    and (click)
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