Jokes

CrystalGeezer

My secret's my enzyme.
Knock knock.
 
Who's there?
 
911...
 
911 who?
 
You said you'd never forget!!! :tears:
 
oh hey guys i got a joke

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there it is
 
A Fairy Tale

One day, a long, long, time ago, there lived a woman who did not whine,
nag, or bitch.

But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End
 
Have you heard the latest in Barnyard porn music?

Brown chicken, brown cow.

(INSTRUCTIONS: Joke teller must sing to bow chicka wow wow. Lame, I know, but hilarious when told to you by a tiny, black 5-year-old girl and you're her kindergarten teacher and you have to not laugh because it's inappropriate to encourage her. :))
 
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