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    Steven Gerrard (Liverpool and England footballer for any American's reading) has been nicked for alleged assault along with a couple of blokes from Huyton.

    Joey Barton has issued a statement saying he was not involved and not in the area at the time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    Steven Gerrard (Liverpool and England footballer for any American's reading) has been nicked for alleged assault along with a couple of blokes from Huyton.

    Joey Barton has issued a statement saying he was not involved and not in the area at the time

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    i was there (as you know jj) it was me that glassed the dj...i could start singing "GLASS THE DJ", but i won't.

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    Michael Sheilds was spotted wearing a "Free Stevie G" T-shirt!!!!!

    and another...

    Who's the only 22 stone man to ride a Derby Winner?

    Steven Gerrards cell mate!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brel View Post
    Michael Sheilds was spotted wearing a "Free Stevie G" T-shirt!!!!!

    and another...

    Who's the only 22 stone man to ride a Derby Winner?

    Steven Gerrards cell mate!!

    Bum Bum!!
    2 days old unfortunately

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    2 days old unfortunately
    I'll get my coat!!

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    I'll get my coat!!
    you'll have to

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    I hope he doesn't get sent down. Nay chance of the long awaited title then...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Doll View Post
    I hope he doesn't get sent down. Nay chance of the long awaited title then...
    twill sort itself out very soon voodoo. not enough evidence against him to obtain a full conviction, so i'm led to believe. if it was a public order charge that maybe different but it's not. so even if it did go to a trial at the crown, unlikely to be convicted of affray on the of events, that's coming from one or two witnesses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voodoo Doll View Post
    I hope he doesn't get sent down. Nay chance of the long awaited title then...
    When Barton was committing affray all over the place, amazingly all his cases appeared in court during the summer months
    Coincidence? So doubt this will be heard (if at all) before end of May.

    He's sowing bags, he's sowing bags, he's sowing.... Gerrard's sowing bags

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jukebox Jury View Post
    When Barton was committing affray all over the place, amazingly all his cases appeared in court during the summer months
    Coincidence? So doubt this will be heard (if at all) before end of May.

    He's sowing bags, he's sowing bags, he's sowing.... Gerrard's sowing bags

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    Have his court hearing when England are due for a qualifier..

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    Quote Originally Posted by prisoner77 View Post
    have his court hearing when england are due for a qualifier..
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