Are you a sad pooper or happy pooper?

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm doing this 7 day cleanse kit and inside found an advertisement for a step that fits underneath your toilet that supposedly positions your body better for more effective pooping. Note the smilie faces on the poopers. (I think it's funny as hell!) Anyway, this step can be yours for just $49.99!



I suppose I'm opening this up for anyone to discuss pooping in a non-judgemental, loving environment.

[oye terence]

i have crohns disease,i have no such things as a happy poop.

[CrystalGeezer]

i have crohns disease,i have no such things as a happy poop.

I'm so sorry to hear that. I just had to look it up and it doesn't sound very comfortable. I imagine your case is hereditary but it's interesting to read that smokers are three times more likely to develop it.

[oye terence]

I'm so sorry to hear that. I just had to look it up and it doesn't sound very comfortable. I imagine your case is hereditary but it's interesting to read that smokers are three times more likely to develop it.

i dont smoke, just popped up a couple years ago,its in its full power at the moment though,im on shots now to prevent anemia,delightful!

but yes,not very enjoyable

[Cassius]

i have crohns disease,i have no such things as a happy poop.

Aw, I'm sorry terence.

On a lighter note, an upside to the step is that your feet would not be on the hard cold tile floor whilst you unload the chamber.

[CrystalGeezer]

Aw, I'm sorry terence.

On a lighter note, an upside to the step is that your feet would not be on the hard cold tile floor whilst you unload the chamber.

On the flyer it says every bathroom in your home should have one. At fifty dollars a piece I'm not so sure, but I do sort of want to try it. I'm thinking milk crate.

[Cassius]

I'm thinking milk crate.

Report back.

[EPbabe]

Oh dear.

[Stoner Kebab]

im the happiest pooper i know.
i WILL NOT leave my house til i have had a poop. and if my poop does not come 50 minutes after I wake then I WONT leave the house at all. or eat anything.

[nugz]

im the happiest pooper i know.
i WILL NOT leave my house til i have had a poop. and if my poop does not come 50 minutes after I wake then I WONT leave the house at all. or eat anything.

hi stonezy!!



i find if I have to leave the house for a while and I havent pooped yet, i just drink a cup of coffee and then have a cigarette. it usually does the trick.

TMI?

[the beast]

not doing "it" in the morning leaves an anxious day ahead

[CrystalGeezer]

Report back.

Okay Cash, here's the deal. I didn't have a step or a milk crate, but the wall in front of the toilet where I'm staying is so close to the toilet I could prop my feet up on it while I pooped and guess what? They're right. First I pooped the old fashioned way and it felt like I was done. Then I propped my feet up and it turns out there was a little bit left. TMI, I know, but can you imagine walking around with a little bit of poop in you all the way until the next poop? Maybe that's why I get crabby?!?! I'm full of a little bit of shit!

Anyway, sorry it took so long to report back, I'm on day 2 of this 7 day cleanse and I am SICK of pooping. I wake up and poop what seems like too much poop, I think I'm done for the day, I take a shower and get all sudsy and scrubby and clean, I moisturize, I get dressed and ready for the day then BLAM. Again. I hate this. Maybe if I stop eating I'll stop pooping. For SURE the turkey I snuck on thanksgiving is way gone. Also I feel like shit. I guess it's a good thing though. I know this is way more than anyone wanted to know about Crystal Geezer's poop schedule, but don't even get me started on how disappointed I am with the toilet paper I'm using. Ouch.

[Kilt Uncle]

I always enjoy pooping, i think it's the nearest that men get to giving birth..

And i always lean forward, mostly because i am reading something.

[Cassius]

Okay Cash, here's the deal. I didn't have a step or a milk crate, but the wall in front of the toilet where I'm staying is so close to the toilet I could prop my feet up on it while I pooped and guess what? They're right. First I pooped the old fashioned way and it felt like I was done. Then I propped my feet up and it turns out there was a little bit left. TMI, I know, but can you imagine walking around with a little bit of poop in you all the way until the next poop? Maybe that's why I get crabby?!?! I'm full of a little bit of shit!

Anyway, sorry it took so long to report back, I'm on day 2 of this 7 day cleanse and I am SICK of pooping. I wake up and poop what seems like too much poop, I think I'm done for the day, I take a shower and get all sudsy and scrubby and clean, I moisturize, I get dressed and ready for the day then BLAM. Again. I hate this. Maybe if I stop eating I'll stop pooping. For SURE the turkey I snuck on thanksgiving is way gone. Also I feel like shit. I guess it's a good thing though. I know this is way more than anyone wanted to know about Crystal Geezer's poop schedule, but don't even get me started on how disappointed I am with the toilet paper I'm using. Ouch.

Thanks for the report! I can't really call it TMI because I did ask.

I think that if you are going through a cleanse it is best to splurge and get some awesome toilet paper. Just say no to John Wayne toilet paper.

[CrystalGeezer]

I think that if you are going through a cleanse it is best to splurge and get some awesome toilet paper. Just say no to John Wayne toilet paper.

You mean something like this?

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Uhmmm this should've been titled the WTMI thread!

I've heard a few times that John Wayne died with over 40lbs of feces in his body... poor guy. I guess he was literally full of shit. ^-^

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

i have crohns disease,i have no such things as a happy poop.

not cool

but don't worry, there's really no such thing as a happy poop, it's all a big myth.

<3

[CrystalGeezer]

Just in case Cassius never looks at this thread again I wanted to say that I was using the restroom at the large deli on the same street as the pier on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica when I spotted this toilet paper roll. I stole the cover I thought it was so funny and tucked it into my sketchbook about 6 months ago. Today I opened my sketchbook and thought "Did Cassius say I should use awesome toilet paper?" Sho 'nuff!

[Cassius]

Just in case Cassius never looks at this thread again I wanted to say that I was using the restroom at the large deli on the same street as the pier on the Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica when I spotted this toilet paper roll. I stole the cover I thought it was so funny and tucked it into my sketchbook about 6 months ago. Today I opened my sketchbook and thought "Did Cassius say I should use awesome toilet paper?" Sho 'nuff!

I'm glad that when you think of toilet paper you think of me. So that means you probably think of me like at least five, six times a day?

In all seriousness, this is the best toilet paper ever:

[oscillate wildly]

how has your cleansing gone, CG?