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    Default What happens if you get kicked in the balls?

    My friend got slapped in the balls several times in his life and he's curious if he will stil be able to reproduce.

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    -Chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by MuteWitness616 View Post
    My friend got slapped in the balls several times in his life and he's curious if he will stil be able to reproduce.

    Thanks

    -Chris
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuteWitness616 View Post
    My friend got slapped in the balls several times in his life and he's curious if he will stil be able to reproduce.
    If he really asked a question like that, then I hope that he won't.


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    Yes ofcourse he will silly.Humans are resilient.If he were say, a rugby player it would happen a lot.

    If he wants optimen sperm then he needs to be healthy,eat lots of veggie based protein, no booze,no fags,cold showers,frozen peas on the nether regions nightly.And lastly don't go out with girls that kick him in the goolies.
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    It hurts!

    Usually for a relativly short time, but, a mate of mine ended up in hospital having a ball removed because of the damage, so don't be shy of going to the Doctors'.

    Avoid getting into fights, and only kick as a very last resort.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    If he really asked a question like that, then I hope that he won't.
    Nice one..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellie View Post
    Yes ofcourse he will silly.Humans are resilient.If he were say, a rugby player it would happen a lot.

    If he wants optimen sperm then he needs to be healthy,eat lots of veggie based protein, no booze,no fags,cold showers,frozen peas on the nether regions nightly.And lastly don't go out with girls that kick him in the goolies.
    I used to smoke, drink too much alcohol, eat really bad food, avoid cold showers and rarely, if ever, get intimate with a frozen pea. Yet I have three strong, happy, healthy children.
    How's that for a kick in the balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Chill View Post
    I used to smoke, drink too much alcohol, eat really bad food, avoid cold showers and rarely, if ever, get intimate with a frozen pea. Yet I have three strong, happy, healthy children.
    How's that for a kick in the balls?

    Yes but that's becasue you're a stud!

    If you've got a low sperm count there's is stuff you can do.

    And you're right about people like you.My Great Grandmother lived to be ancient.She smoked like a chimney.Whereas someone else could passive smoke and get cancer.That's life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Chill View Post
    I used to smoke, drink too much alcohol, eat really bad food, avoid cold showers and rarely, if ever, get intimate with a frozen pea. Yet I have three strong, happy, healthy children.
    You must not have ever gotten kicked hard in the balls.


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