How to pick someone up at the local cafe

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tomorrow24601

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Hello everyone.

Recently I have been going to the cafe to read and be out where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. A few times I got caught in flirtatious looks. This happened today with one particular girl a few times.

So i figure other shy, dysfunctional Morrissey/Smtihs fans may have some advice. This thread may be some fun. :)

Or it could save your life :eek:
 
tomorrow24601 said:
Hello everyone.

Recently I have been going to the cafe to read and be out where there's music and there's people and they're young and alive. A few times I got caught in flirtatious looks. This happened today with one particular girl a few times.

So i figure other shy, dysfunctional Morrissey/Smtihs fans may have some advice. This thread may be some fun. :)

Or it could save your life :eek:
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Umm, go over and talk to her.
 
i have honestly never went up to a woman and hit on her.every girl i have ever dated, started things off.which is probably good, as if it was up to me i would have been single my whole life.:eek:

then again, being single is now quite wonderful, so maybe i should have avoided them.:rolleyes::p
 
oye terence said:
i have honestly never went up to a woman and hit on her.every girl i have ever dated, started things off.which is probably good, as if it was up to me i would have been single my whole life.:eek:

then again, being single is now quite wonderful, so maybe i should have avoided them.:rolleyes::p
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Shouldn't you be watching The Red Sox Lose?

Oh wait, I Forgot they're not playing :p
 
Ignore her. Pretend she doesn't exist. If she is really interested, she will come over and talk to you; wondering why it is you haven't been paying attention to her.
 
tell her you are a bad person and she deserves better, and she will try to prove you wrong.
 
Dave said:
tell her you are a bad person and she deserves better, and she will try to prove you wrong.
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If nobody gets this that's okay.
 
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