Page 1 of 7 123456 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 129

Thread: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

  1. #1
    ampersand after ampersand
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    9,465
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    A friend of mine told me this morning a funny tale about going out last night and returning home to his apartment and finding his room mate masturbating on the living room couch.

    he is actually off to ikea today to buy a new couch.

    so it had me thinking if anyone else has been caught or caught someone.

    I was caught in the act once by a girlfriend.

    0 Not allowed!
    Last edited by oye terence; July 25, 2008 at 04:51 PM.

  2. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Posts
    10,339
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    A friend of mine told me this morning a funny tale about going out last night and returning home to his apartment and finding his room mate masturbating on the living room couch.

    he is actually off to ikea today to buy a new couch.

    so it had me thinking if anyone else has been caught or been caught.

    I was caught in the act once by a girlfriend.

    Ouch.

    My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath!

    0 Not allowed!
    And I heard so many things I failed to understand at all

  3. #3
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    14,790
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles.

    0 Not allowed!

  4. #4
    is partially blind
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    London town
    Posts
    704
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Catch me once, shame on me.
    Catch me twice, shame on you.

    0 Not allowed!

  5. #5

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles.

    0 Not allowed!


    Love Morrissey, but hate most Morrissey fans? Then this is the FB group for you.

  6. #6
    ampersand after ampersand
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    9,465
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by EPbabe View Post
    Ouch.

    My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath!
    eww.yea hthe same gf that caught me one time was walking to the bus stop and this guy kept driving by and she finally took a quick look and he was pleasuring himself,so gross.

    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    In high school, my gf used to have a lot of parties (had a backyard pool & hot tub) and there was one incident in particular... Nobody was in the backyard at the time (it was post-swimming) but one kid who was the younger brother of one of our friends- someone looked in on him thru the garage door window and there he was… adding froth to the hot tub bubbles.
    hahaha

    oh man.

    0 Not allowed!

  7. #7
    Senior Member Kilt Uncle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Nigella's laundry Basket
    Posts
    3,385
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by EPbabe View Post
    Ouch.

    My story is not that funny. I was about 16 years old, going to school, and one day I passed by a car parking near the school. And there was this guy sitting in his car, asking me for directions. As I went up to him, I saw that he had a porn mag on his knees and his hand was moving underneath!
    I was only looking for directions...

    I told you that in CONFIDENCE!!!

    0 Not allowed!
    "If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."

  8. #8
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    14,790
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    hahaha

    oh man.
    um yeah, time to drain the hot tub!


    I've caught my dh 'setting up' to before...

    0 Not allowed!

  9. #9
    Hideous trait. PregnantForTheLastTime's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    9,427
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    I've caught my dh 'setting up' to before...

    What, setting out his bottle of lotion and hand towel?

    I haven't been caught doing that, but was once caught having something else done to me. There was no lock on that door...

    0 Not allowed!

  10. #10

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:

    0 Not allowed!


    Love Morrissey, but hate most Morrissey fans? Then this is the FB group for you.

  11. #11
    Senior Member SvartaSjael's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Yorkshire
    Posts
    997
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:
    And I still don't quite believe that that's real.


    ETA: And I've never been caught doing anything.

    0 Not allowed!
    "One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing."

  12. #12
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    6,756
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?


    0 Not allowed!

  13. #13
    Senior Member Kilt Uncle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Nigella's laundry Basket
    Posts
    3,385
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by SvartaSjael View Post
    And I still don't quite believe that that's real.


    ETA: And I've never been caught doing anything.
    I really felt for that woman...

    Give her a hug for fucks sake. Wash her first though..

    0 Not allowed!
    "If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."

  14. #14
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    14,790
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by PregnantForTheLastTime View Post
    What, setting out his bottle of lotion and hand towel?
    eh, no... at the computer, looking for just the right video...

    Quote Originally Posted by PregnantForTheLastTime View Post
    I haven't been caught doing that, but was once caught having something else done to me. There was no lock on that door...
    Sounds familiar. We were once caught by my father-in-law at their house (in my dh's old bed) um...I mean, I was caught doing something... we were dating at the time and even living together but my dh's Catholic Mom would not allow us to sleep together so, in the morning I snuck into his room and um, got caught. His (Lutheran) dad was totally cool about it "Sorry!" left the room and said to us at breakfast (before my MIL was there) "I didn't see anything and I won't say anything." ~whew~ how embarassing. I just wanted to jump out of the bedroom window at the time...

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    Speaking of hot tubs, have I ever posted this vid? Not masturbation, but something worse:
    Is that supposed to be a shart or a period?

    0 Not allowed!

  15. #15
    sober and in celibacy bikubesong's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    11,283
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    I hope I do. Sometime

    0 Not allowed!

  16. #16

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by bikubesong View Post
    I hope I do. Sometime
    Which one--get caught, or catch someone?

    0 Not allowed!


    Love Morrissey, but hate most Morrissey fans? Then this is the FB group for you.

  17. #17
    ampersand after ampersand
    Join Date
    Jul 2007
    Posts
    9,465
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by bikubesong View Post
    I hope I do. Sometime
    yeah biki,which one?

    0 Not allowed!

  18. #18
    sober and in celibacy bikubesong's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    Norway
    Posts
    11,283
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    Which one--get caught, or catch someone?
    I find both quite sexy; as long as the other one's thinking the same as me

    0 Not allowed!

  19. #19

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by bikubesong View Post
    I find both quite sexy; as long as the other one's thinking the same as me
    Good answer.

    0 Not allowed!


    Love Morrissey, but hate most Morrissey fans? Then this is the FB group for you.

  20. #20
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    14,790
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Default Re: Have you ever been caught or caught someone masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Right in the Head View Post
    Which one--get caught, or catch someone?
    Both. Together.

    Course that's not really being caught in the act...

    0 Not allowed!

Page 1 of 7 123456 ... LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. I caught Moz looking at porn...
    By Billy67 in forum General Discussion archive 2006 (read-only)
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: February 10, 2006, 06:15 PM
  2. I have caught you trolling - oh the irony!!!!!
    By Dr. Reggie Pepper in forum General Discussion archive 2005 (read-only)
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: December 5, 2005, 03:03 PM
  3. I caught a virus this weekend!
    By lemondrop in forum General Discussion archive 2004 (read-only)
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: August 31, 2004, 10:24 AM
  4. I caught scabies from my pa
    By DumbIedore in forum General Discussion archive 2003 (read-only)
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: July 15, 2003, 12:40 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •