What did make you smile today?

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My friend Jut is trying to organize a place for dinner Saturday. His girlfriend Jane who I've only met once has the vegetarian options DOWN on the central coast. Lol.

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I've only met her once, she's smart as f***. And cute. I'm not sure how he managed to score such an accomplished lady because he's basically a hilarious jackass. He's pretty smart too, a meeting of the minds I suppose. Look at her signature, this is all the stuff Jut regularly mocks. I think she's maybe changing him a little, which is a good thing. He said her business card has three sides. :D

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he sounds like a lucky guy. nothing more attractive than an intelligent educated confident woman imo
 
You've been warned. :D

 
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I really know how to set the mood, don't I? :p
 
Facebook is a pretty useful tool for reading minds. :D This just popped up in my feed.

 
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All my friends wanted dinner and drinks but bailed for the concert...which is amazing for me bc I'm self-conscious of them watching me zen out. Arcade Fire wrote a song about that. :D

Little W!ngs SUCKS. CAT STEVENS wannabe. I omitted the I bc he's the type who'd googlealert himself.

I recognize so many people but I'm different now. It's weird. Surreal. SLO is the epitome of agony and ecstasy for me. So many horrific memories coupled with beautiful landscape. I can't explain.

Solo at the place I learned to shoot a perfect nine-ball game. :cool: For the cows! Are you a cow? Make yourself one tonight, sacred in this brain.
 
Goddam it. The brother sister duo rallied. FML.
 
Also I'm barrier SLO town. I'm officially local. I worked THE SHIT, THE TRENCHES in the war on the beautiful central coast. You have no idea. Face punched in while elders browsed the New Times without a care in the world...I EARNED this the hard way. I'm 100% LOCAL. SLO is barn town,the seven dormant volcanic sisters are me. And this ain't mania or Jameson talking, this is TRUTH.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT A PERSON HAS ENDURED.
 
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FYI SLO BREW is moving to Monterey street bc this red brick bldg is going downduring the central coast big one so this may be my last concert here. History. It's too spendy to retrofit and its old school brick and mortar so they're moving over to the Mission. Sad but progressive. Can't have your home crumble under Ma Nature. It's going to happen. Sorry.
 
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just did a three mile run for gilman school (private school in baltimore) and it was fun as its a beautiful day. my cousins teach there so that was nice as well
 
We're getting old. :D

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Do you like my antlers? :cool: (It's my crown. ;))
 
Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not f*** This Up For Me’
 
Noah hit a $6,000 jackpot in Vegas yesterday. That shit better go towards Georgia's college fund. :p
 
Last night Doug Martsch made a very clever use of The Language of the Birds that I suspect one person in the room noticed. :cool: There was a drunk douchebag who was blurting out shit between songs. He said without flinching "We have A FEW...more songs to play." Then went on to tune his guitar. Eff you. He was telling the guy to f*** off and the guy didn't even know it, but the alien in him did, he shut up. :sweet: Mozzy anagrams and toys with bird a little with the banter, this was the first time I heard it used as a defense to calm down a zombietard.
 
Apparently in Japan they've got a porn version of this game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_Karaoke

The contestants have to keep singing no matter what while being...er...fondled...down there...

Got me wondering if someone would manage to finish "I started something I couldn't finish"... Although I guess to him singing is already a lot like m...m...sorry can't write that word because of cookies.

And by a lot I mean, A LOT.
 
 
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