"Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be."
http://worstcats.tumblr.com/
You should get one of those worstcats.
PROS
Roommate probably not allergic
No brushing
No vacuuming up hairs
CONS
Worst cat
Bits of straw will stick to it
Does it need to be oiled daily?
Inferior to all other cats
You have no idea how happy I am right now.
This was hilarious!