What did make you smile today?

Hilarious. It's a mockumentary on a porn foley artist.

 
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Walter White knows what my asshole needs.

 
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Amerli, Amerli, Amerli! Osiris loves you more. :sweet:
 
I over-toned my hair after bleaching my roots and I now have some badass pinky-purple streaks. :D Hoping it won't go down too badly at the job interview on Tuesday!

EDIT: Also, me and my boyfriend went to play bingo last night (research as the job I'm interviewing for is at the same bingo club) and I won £10 quid. Not too shabby for a first go, and my previously cynical bf has now decided we're going again tomorrow night. :p
 
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My very, very, very shy friend is trying to find love on Match.com. This guy last night was sort of answering a lot of the questions right, but something was off, so I considered signing up for Match to Good Cop/Bad Cop him and get to the bottom of his intentions (He just dropped the bomb he only wanted sex which is a bummer.) Match costs money so I skipped signing up, but OKCupid is free, so I wanted to see before we knew he was a skeeze if he was running the gamut on dating sites trawling for pussy. I didn't find him on Cupid, but my member name was "Amazinginbedd." :D I got THREE responses based on the name alone, no picture, no profile info, nothing. Just horny guys wanting to f***.

I will die a crone. I can't believe people put themselves through this. Dating is horrible.
 
Got a few Auction House catalogs in the mail for free...

Just wound up selling them for $50

If they did not sell I would have thrown them out.

$50? I'll take it.
 
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Also, me and my boyfriend went to play bingo last night (research as the job I'm interviewing for is at the same bingo club) and I won £10 quid. Not too shabby for a first go, and my previously cynical bf has now decided we're going again tomorrow night. :p
I got my wife into the bingo.
I used to go years and years ago with a girlfriend when I lived in Luton for a while.
The prize money was a lot better then.
We still go about twice a month,It's a nice night out.
Won quite a bit over the years.
Some of the link up games now,we're talking serious money for little put out.
Last time we went,a couple won £15,000 for under 40 numbers for a £1.
I can remember the days of the national game on a Saturday night being £50,000.
Any men who laugh about the bingo,have never been to a big club and don't realise how serious it all is.
Also how hard it can be at first keeping up with a full six card ticket.
 
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This Labor Day 1982 lineup made me jizz in my pants a little bit.

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Had my job interview today and they complimented me on my speaking voice. :D It generally seemed to go really well which considering it was my first ever 'formal' interview (although it was relatively relaxed) makes me very hopeful!

I got my wife into the bingo.
I used to go years and years ago with a girlfriend when I lived in Luton for a while.
The prize money was a lot better then.
We still go about twice a month,It's a nice night out.
Won quite a bit over the years.
Some of the link up games now,we're talking serious money for little put out.
Last time we went,a couple won £15,000 for under 40 numbers for a £1.
I can remember the days of the national game on a Saturday night being £50,000.
Any men who laugh about the bingo,have never been to a big club and don't realise how serious it all is.
Also how hard it can be at first keeping up with a full six card ticket.

Yeah, I found it really hard keeping up on the first few tickets- the guy there seems to call the numbers really fast. Great fun though! We went again last night because we had a voucher for a free game and my boyfriend won £100 so I think he's fully converted now. :p
 
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George Takei's comment made me lol. He probably has writers do his facebook but still it's clever.

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Brudder in his douchiators. :D

Actually...my brother offers EXCELLENT advice. (Fraud is his Esquirial specialty at the moment so I'd take it if I were you, I have to tomorrow.)

"Hey FB friends. It appears there has been another large credit/debit card breach. Home Depot has been hit this time. If you used any of your cards at Home Depot since the end of April you may be affected. Card issuers will begin protocols to reissue cards but you should monitor your accounts closely for any fraudulent activity. Keep your eyes peeled for notices from your card issuers notifying you of your options. If you think you used your card at Depot during that time you should consider calling your card company asap and asking for a replacement card."
 
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One person understands you. How cool is that! And it's a home improvement store commercial. :cool:
 
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my boyfriend won £100 so I think he's fully converted now. :p
Nothing quite like waiting for that one number.I won £800 pound once(20 odd years ago)
It took four numbers before mine was called.
I was shaking with nerves.

Congrats on your interview.
The experience will help if you're unlucky this time.
 
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