What did make you smile today?

I'm a Libra and this is 100% true. On December 31st, 1973 I was just a glimmer in my mom's eye.

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All the fellas on my desktop are winning. I'm winning MORE. :D

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Except maybe Jackie Robinson, I don't think he was 45 when that pic was taken.

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Humane Society International sent all of their hunkiest babes to Nepal to help the animals. :horny: (oh damn, he's married.)

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I'm all talk. :p
 
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Attention The Price is Right Prize Committee...there's a call for you from the Americans with Disability Association on line one. :D

 
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Somebody posted a pic of my middle school on facebook. Danny Pyle kissed me on the mouth on the sidewalk where there's no red paint for the first and last time. :sweet: No real tongue, though it was wet. It wasn't until high school I got tongue. :p
 
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Amy Schumer is my new hero.

 
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So tonight I walked Barney to 31 Flavors for a scoop of Mint Chip. We arrived at the door at 9:55 and the girls are mopping and turning out the lights and saying "their policy" is to close at 9:50 and actually they are staying open later than usual. The door says they close at 10. So I make a scene and say I'm going to call corporate after calling their manager then calling his manager. She says "FINE. WHAT DO YOU WANT." and I say a scoop of mint chip in a cake cone. I'm watching her closely to make sure she doesn't spit in it, she doesn't. She starts to hand it to me when I realize I LEFT MY $5 BILL IN THE OTHER JACKET BECAUSE IT WASN'T WARM ENOUGH, so I have zero money. I tell her I'm sorry and leave.

:rofl: I made that bitch scoop it though so I win.
 
 
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Seymour=Morrissey :cool:
 
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