CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
I feel like I should put Tibbytwo in the other room when I do my sassy duty. He's like Chauncey Gardner sitting and staring. He's too young.
Conversation between me and my 4-year-old neighbor Danielle while she was petting Barney which is one of the greatest joys of her life when she's in the vicinity of my apartment.
Me: Your mom said you were going on a trip and had to pack. Where are you going?
Danielle: I think I'm going somewhere.
Me: Well you better go pack, you don't want to forget anything.
Danielle: I gotta pack my clothes...I gotta pack my bathing suit...I gotta pack a baby...I gotta pack a blankie...I gotta pack a pillow...I gotta go. Bye.