What did make you smile today?

[Anonymous]

im making dinner anyway so its not anything to put some candles in the lantern and dim the lights. maybe put some mcalmont and butler on the surround sound etc. littles bits of effort

 

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat...r_the_trashiest_moment_is_a_real_classic.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I have a feeling this idea is so full of fail that sales will continue to decrease.

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-mcdonalds-promotion-20150130-story.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My dad has a lady friend named Patty and everytime he texts her name his phone autocorrect's it to "party." He has to pick up Party to watch Super Bowl because she can't drive a stick shift til her bone heals from surgery.

 

[Eurydice]

This made me chuckle more than it probably should have. Funny, DavidT.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[Anonymous]

England won the Super Bowl and USA lost, sorry America!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

One of my tenants thinks Barney's name is Bruce and I don't have the heart to tell her his name is Barney because he still wags and responds to her happy voice. So his secret name is Bruce.

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[CrystalGeezer]

THe memes, oh the memes...

 

[Johnny Barleycorn]

Time to prune some YouTube favourites, and revisit some classics and weird stuff...



Spike Milligan accepts his Lifetime Achievement Award at the British Comedy Awards. Most famous for his description of Prince Charles, but personally I prefer his list of people to thank. Surely what every Oscar winner has wanted to say.

 

[Johnny Barleycorn]

"Sign i'm up! Sign 'im up! Sign 'im up!"

Chelsea fans celebrate a fine individual goal.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

"Sign i'm up! Sign 'im up! Sign 'im up!"

Chelsea fans celebrate a fine individual goal.

Amazing. I saw this when it went viral first and loved it.

 

[MORRIZSEY]

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[CrystalGeezer]

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That child will get him back one day.

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

Suddenly I want to go vegan:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/exclusive-first-look-at-petas-nsfw-new-super-bow#.ouBGrLrad

 

[lazy_sunbather]

 

[lazy_sunbather]