What did make you smile today?

[Anonymous]

Seymour=Morrissey

Seymour Butts was big in Vegas years ago. Was a 'Porn Convention Hero' my Landan friend told me.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Real Detention Notices

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Yesterday my friend and her three-year-old daughter visited. I had my clarinet out on the table, Georgia had never seen a clarinet before and asked what it was. Her dad has guitars and ukes all over the house, she's no stranger to instruments making sounds. So I played a few chromatic scales for for her with a dry reed but it sounded warm and trilley. This was her face:

I think I may have born a woodwind enthusiast for the future Culver City High School Band.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I won the internet today. *mic drop*

 

[CrystalGeezer]

http://news.yahoo.com/ginger-fanatic-plotted-prince-charles-murder-harry-king-133625965.html

Harry's like, "Please don't. I don't want to be king."

 

[Anonymous]

my guy got married last weekend. that made me smile

 

[realitybites]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

my guy got married last weekend. that made me smile

To how many people? #dealbreaker #nosisterwives #mormanagerno

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This video brought to you by my lil playa' Cee Dubs in the HOUSE.

"In a bold departure from her old path to pop-rap stardom, in her new video for "Pretty Girls" Iggy Azalea plays an alien figure trying to clumsily adapt the cultural mores of others while using her sexual prowess to assimilate into a bleak L.A. pop landscape littered with wanton product placement."

"Whassup Britney?"



In other news, I'm, like, going to see Pitch Perfect 2 on opening day Friday. Haters gonna hate.

MAKING GRAVES one crown at a time.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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[Anonymous]

To how many people? #dealbreaker #nosisterwives #mormanagerno

just to ceecee. he cant even handle her, shes pretty dominating and forceful, so hes not gonna be the type to take anyone else on so to speak. im all for polygamy with no religious component. what do I care

 

[CrystalGeezer]

just to ceecee. he cant even handle her, shes pretty dominating and forceful, so hes not gonna be the type to take anyone else on so to speak. im all for polygamy with no religious component. what do I care

Well, I feel a deep affinity with the moon so MONOgamy is sort of a bi-product of that. I only rotate around one earth, not a bunch.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

OMG CALM DOWN i'm not a cradle robber. He is cute though.

 

[Anonymous]

Well, I feel a deep affinity with the moon so MONOgamy is sort of a bi-product of that. I only rotate around one earth, not a bunch.

im the same but don't care either way really. I never really wanted any women but it just seems to happen

 

[Anonymous]

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Where do you find these great images Chris? Was it photoshopped? Made me remember what I was taught as a sprog. One white foot buy a horse, 2 white feet try a horse, 3 white feet look well about him, 4 white feet do well without him! #gyptip. Ps love to Barnes, though just read his recent procedure and nigh put me of me dinner x

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Where do you find these great images Chris? Was it photoshopped? Made me remember what I was taught as a sprog. One white foot buy a horse, 2 white feet try a horse, 3 white feet look well about him, 4 white feet do well without him! #gyptip. Ps love to Barnes, though just read his recent procedure and nigh put me of me dinner x

It's Crystal. Like the Ball. (Facebook to answer your question)

In other news if ever there was a sign that inquiry and scrutiny of the wrong thing is happening...

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2015/05/andrew_keegan_cult_kombucha_bust.php

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Our Mozart. Joey Alexander on keys, ladies and gentleman.

 

[Anonymous]

Our Mozart. Joey Alexander on keys, ladies and gentleman.

impressed, very

 

[CrystalGeezer]

We're catching up on episodes of Mom. Car likes using Barney as a pillow. He's super cuddly. Bonnie had a withdrawl.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Can't. Breathe.