What did make you smile today?

[kissmyshadestoo]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

"Don't touch my girlfriend."

https://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blo...-girlfriend-163323536--abc-news-politics.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This guy goes to a lot of sporting event finals and always wears Marlins gear. He was behind home plate at Game 1 of the World Series last night and was trending on twitter, so he started responding to the tweets. Homey must be rich bc he's sitting in a $5000 seat, at the least.

 

[Chickpea]

This doormat. I need it.
http://bit.ly/1yYVDIy

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I love this.

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

Man's best friend indeed

 

[Chickpea]

"Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be."
http://worstcats.tumblr.com/

 

[CrystalGeezer]

"Let’s face it this cat is ugly. It’s all glistening and foldy, which are two things I don’t like cats to be."
http://worstcats.tumblr.com/

Worstcats is the new Doge. Such straw.

You should get one of those worstcats.
PROS
Roommate probably not allergic
No brushing
No vacuuming up hairs
CONS
Worst cat
Bits of straw will stick to it
Does it need to be oiled daily?
Inferior to all other cats

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The next time you eat a salad try NOT to think "MEOW NOW I'M EATIN LEAFS."

(I don't know if you can tell but I LOVE this meme. Love.)

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

my students, real good class today, with lots of learning and laughing, the perfect mix for me

 

[Chickpea]

New Yorkers are sending their mothers' Ebola-panic text message into Gawker, and they're all pretty hilarious (see comments section).
http://gawker.com/send-us-your-moms-emails-and-texts-about-ebola-1650270953

 

[Anonymous]

I love this.

That was ASS-SOME, thanks!

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Dadtext makes me lol. Autocorrect is often his friend, often not. He HATES texting, "Why the hell can't you just call me?" I make him do it to keep his mind sharp.

Ben = been
new = bmw
new = now
Rogers = rotors

 

[Belligerent Ghoul]

Bumper Sticker that read "if you are going to ride my ass - at least pull my hair!"

 

[CrystalGeezer]

You have no idea how happy I am right now.

 

[Chickpea]

You have no idea how happy I am right now.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Here's a video in case you'd like to share in the glory of my ecstasy.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

This was hilarious!

Wait til I plug the TV in. I don't even know what will happen. I still have to order an HD box, I have the highest quality definition money can buy streaming though a coffee filter make out of a dirty sock. Apparently it's $11 extra a month for a Fios HD box.

 

[Billtwasreallynowt]

Reading those old Morrissey single reviews.

Led me to putting on Prefab Sprout's 'Steve McQueen' (When Love Breaks Down etc). Lovely piece of history.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[realitybites]