This makes me endlessly happy.
This makes me endlessly happy.
I don't why but this ridiculous State Farm ad made me laugh out loud just now. Grandpa looks like an Orc.
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I just rented the apartment over the gate I was living in to a pair of Filipino sisters named Princess and Albert.A girl who goes by Albert, I LOVE IT! It's their first apartment too, they are sooooooo excited. And they brought me a white chocolate mocha for postponing the rental agreement signing from yesterday til today.
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finding my wallet this morning
I thought I'd left it in someone else's car![]()
Valar Dohaeris
Funny little Sparks moment at the show last night. I was sitting next to Russell Brand and at a Morrissey show there are about as many Russell fans that there are Morrissey fans. So at one point I was kinda zoning out to Moz and barely heard it despite being right next to him, but Russell sneezed. A quiet little "Achoo!" And in the balcony to our right but in a completely different section and about ten people over this woman screams at the top of her lungs BLESS YOU RUSSELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It was kind of hilarious and creepy in that she must've completely locked eyes on him and watched him sneeze as opposed to hearing it while we were minding our own business watching the show.
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I have a fibroid or SOMETHING wrong with m uterus the doctors can't figure out so I have to go to urologists and internalists, and all these different doctors...they always ask "Where does it hurt?" I want to show them this and say "It hurts where the rose is if this were me looking in the mirror."
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This is the cutest thing you'll see today. The pig is all "Nom, nom, nom, nom" on the great dane's face.
http://www.wimp.com/pickingon/