WHAT did make you smile today?

[DAVIE]

I haven't eaten meat for over a year or so now.My mum doesn't approve.

Today - "Oh have a pork pie! It won't hurt you!"

your mum sounds great Billy, when can I meet her?

[billy scissors]

your mum sounds great Billy, when can I meet her?

Youll have to go away with a homemade chocolate cake.And a pork pie....

[DAVIE]

Youll have to go away with a homemade chocolate cake.And a pork pie....

Sounds like my kind of Mother!

[CrystalGeezer]

Soooo Gin and Tonic Jill is kinda hilarious. She's at the liquor store buying a sixer to loosen us up.

[CrystalGeezer]

The $5 bootleg shirt leaving the venue last night made me smile so much I actually bought one. Pussy Quill tour? Who came up with that? Don't worry Moz, I have my eye on the legit barbershop shirt.

[dani9357]

^ made me smile.

Food. Food made me smile today. It's God's gift to man and the fact that I don't have to make my own food today leaves me inexplicably happy.

[DAVIE]

Today, I watched as a fat man got off his seat on the bus.....the bus made an emergency break and the fat man went flying! hahahaha! I try not to be a mean sod, but christ it was funny!

[CrystalGeezer]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/34485059@N06/6418308785

Tons of fun for my brain.

[CrystalGeezer]

Another thing made me smile. I don't know if it's a rumor or not but someone on the mainpage said that Morrissey was spotted in a pub called The Olde Ship. My mom LOVES going to this place in Arcadia called The Boat which she calls the ship. I wonder if we're both eternally guided to these places that make us seasick yet still docked. And where we can get a beer and French fries to pass the time while we're stuck there.

[DAVIE]

I managed to buy all Sims 2 games and started playing them before! So exciting! But I've got so many things to watch and listen to, I'm going to hardly have time to play the damn thing!

[!Viva Hate!]

I managed to buy all Sims 2 games and started playing them before! So exciting! But I've got so many things to watch and listen to, I'm going to hardly have time to play the damn thing!

There is this kid named Johnny who you'd be perfect for...of course, you'd have to quit living in the past and update to the Sims 3 first, Davie...

[nothappynotsad]

There is this kid named Johnny who you'd be perfect for...of course, you'd have to quit living in the past and update to the Sims 3 first, Davie...

Stop trying to whore out my 9 year old nephew. I don't care if he is a poof. He's too young for blind dates.

[!Viva Hate!]

Stop trying to whore out my 9 year old nephew. I don't care if he is a poof. He's too young for blind dates.

You know what that is? True love! And you can't piss on true love...I won't allow it!

[nothappynotsad]

This guy used to make fun of me when I was a kid.

[DAVIE]

There is this kid named Johnny who you'd be perfect for...of course, you'd have to quit living in the past and update to the Sims 3 first, Davie...

Too much money Viva....I shall wait until Sims 4 comes out and then I'll get Sims 3
Is this lad named Johnny Marr by any chance?

[CrystalGeezer]

My mom asked if Morrissey sang any Christmas songs last night,

[the raytownian]

My mom asked if Morrissey sang any Christmas songs last night,

Well, apparently he does now...

[the raytownian]

Watching Morrissey on television tonight (Conan O'Brien show) and having a date with a girl soon who finds bookstores a far better place to hang than pubs.

Oh, awesome... For once I hear about something I wanna watch BEFORE it airs.
That almost NEVER occurs...

[Skylarker]

Watching Morrissey on television tonight (Conan O'Brien show) and having a date with a girl soon who finds bookstores a far better place to hang than pubs.

She sounds like a hoot, Stavrogin.

[Tibby]

Watching Morrissey on tv tonight also made me smile.I really wanted to see him in concert again but it just wasn`t possible for me this year.I felt like at least I got a little taste tonight.It made me happy.I just love him. He sounded great tonight.