What did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

Barney would make a good Morrissey cover star. Does he chew pens? I assume you use cheap ones from Wal-Mart, not Mont Blancs that are a month's rent. Expensive dog chew, Moz! LOLOLOL!

Barney only chews Watermans.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm such a sucker for soldier/kid reunions but that really was a good pitch.

http://www.wimp.com/navycatcher/

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

Mindblown.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astr..._encounter_what_if_saturn_swung_by_earth.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Girls try to keep singing a song while reaching orgasm. (Impossible. Further research needed.)

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

[video]http://m.mlb.com/video/v32789631/laator-101yearold-grandma-tosses-first-pitch[/video]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Since downloading the song this morning it looks like Morrissey sent me an email in my inbox. "Ahhh what's this, a love letter? Oh boooo, just a receipt from iTunes."

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Don't be jelly I get to go to this. Last time I won two tickets to the Magic Castle, let's hope this time I win the iPad!

http://www.aoausa.com/trade_show.html

 

[CrystalGeezer]

So I guess American Idol star Clay Aiken won the democratic congressional primary for North Carolina because his opponent DIED after falling down in his home. I'm sorry I shouldn't laugh but it's sooooo great.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elections/final-tally-shows-aiken-wins-congressional-primary-n104406

Crisco got GREASED! Okay I'll stop. Did this all happen Sunday? I wouldn't doubt it.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My bosses being photobombed by a GODDAM GORILLA while birding in Africa. I can be in the worst mood ever and this pic makes me smile, I just walked past it.

EDIT: Actually it's technically an orchestrated photobomb. The expedition leaders know this gorilla likes to show up and sit there for photos so the people will pose and he'll wander over and sit there, it's still hilarious and ominous, that homey could kill you in ten seconds if you smelled the wrong way.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

My brother is doing work in Toronto and said his office has some amazing views.

Spoiler

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Dawwwww. Do you see signs?

http://www.wimp.com/deafadopts/

 

[Johnny Barleycorn]

Cinema Sins versus... The Room!

 

[Johnny Barleycorn]

^^^^ That gorilla has stolen Arnold Schwarzenegger's hairpiece.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Cinema Sins versus... The Room!

I went to a live screening of this on Sunset that was sort of Rocky Horror Picture Show-esque. Johnny was there shaking hands and signing autographs, not sure if he knows everyone is mocking him. They'd yell things out at the screen and throw plastic spoons whenever the spoon picture showed up, they'd yell "Oh hi!" every time, it was sort of amazing and sad all at the same time. I try to channel that energy in my crystalgeezer profile it left such an impression.

 

[mozmal]

Ants by mozmal, on Flickr

 

[KelleeR]

Ran into a good friend at the mall (of all places), planning to help him get his book written and edited about his experiences with drugs, recovery, etc.. Good day today.

 

[sad veiled bride]

"You are very intelligent, very pretty and very funny, your only problem is that you are....a loser"
oh well, thank you dear colleague, it made me smile after all

 

[CrystalGeezer]

He lifted it two inches because the spark was setting the acorns on fire in the driveway the chassis was so low. And every bump gave him agida he'd scrape the fenders so it wasn't fun to take for a spin. It still looks very Praise the Lowered!