What did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

Change one letter and I'm sure you've got a guaranteed yes...

Hey, gay is happy in my book. If he's gay that's fine by me. And if he likes dick I've got three of them he can choose from in my sock drawer.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I'm a boy.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[DAVIE]

Funny, looks like a few kids from my school...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Funny, looks like a few kids from my school...

Slothy's all, "Okay I'm done with GE classes today. Let's do erectives...I mean electives. Wood shop. Pls kthx."


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This made me smile, Dave Grohl in the pit at a Soundgarden concert. There's only one way to do a Soundgarden concert.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Baby Marlin. This lil guy can grow up to 1,500 pounds. They are the punks of the ocean.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Hey, gay is happy in my book. If he's gay that's fine by me. And if he likes dick I've got three of them he can choose from in my sock drawer.

Really? You own three?

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Really? You own three?

I own 5 but one's broken so technically 4. I keep the broken one out of principle because I spent so much goddam money on it and it broke after one use and they don't let you exchange those things. Who Put the M in TMI? I did.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I own 5 but one's broken so technically 4. I keep the broken one out of principle because I spent so much goddam money on it and it broke after one use and they don't let you exchange those things. Who Put the M in TMI? I did.

A vibrator can never break...it can only become a dildo.

 

[DAVIE]

I can get away from mother for a while...Gosh, she likes a good moan!

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

my students

 

[CrystalGeezer]

A vibrator can never break...it can only become a dildo.

You'd think, but once the walls of your vagina have felt the sweet, buzzy embrace of a multi-speed triple A'd lover, anything else is toy necrophilia.

(It took me three miles to construct that sentence. Love your show writers.)

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You'd think, but once the walls of your vagina have felt the sweet, buzzy embrace of a multi-speed triple A'd lover, anything else is toy necrophilia.

(It took me three miles to construct that sentence. Love your show writers.)

I can get away from mother for a while...Gosh, she likes a good moan!

Did she get in CG's sock drawer as well?

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

I have Thursday and next Saturday off

 

[Mozza220559]

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I love this poster too but there's a typo in Option 2 the designer should've caught so I don't use it as often as I'd like. suck for such

 

[Mozza220559]

I love this poster too but there's a typo in Option 2 the designer should've caught so I don't use it as often as I'd like. suck for such

The believable looking Relay Health copyright text more than makes up for the spelling error

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I just want to be huged all night.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Perspective, people.

 

[troubleluvsme]