CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Change one letter and I'm sure you've got a guaranteed yes...
Hey, gay is happy in my book. If he's gay that's fine by me. And if he likes dick I've got three of them he can choose from in my sock drawer.
Change one letter and I'm sure you've got a guaranteed yes...
Funny, looks like a few kids from my school...
Hey, gay is happy in my book. If he's gay that's fine by me. And if he likes dick I've got three of them he can choose from in my sock drawer.
Really? You own three?
I own 5 but one's broken so technically 4. I keep the broken one out of principle because I spent so much goddam money on it and it broke after one use and they don't let you exchange those things. Who Put the M in TMI? I did.
A vibrator can never break...it can only become a dildo.
You'd think, but once the walls of your vagina have felt the sweet, buzzy embrace of a multi-speed triple A'd lover, anything else is toy necrophilia.
(It took me three miles to construct that sentence. Love your show writers.)
I can get away from mother for a while...Gosh, she likes a good moan!
I love this poster too but there's a typo in Option 2 the designer should've caught so I don't use it as often as I'd like. suck for such