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Why are you wearing it on your foot?
And do you mean to say you're a chick?
I think they're saying that is their fiance's foot. I may be mistaken...
Why are you wearing it on your foot?
And do you mean to say you're a chick?
I think they're saying that is their fiance's foot. I may be mistaken...
Yeah well whoever's foot it is, there's not even any toenails on it. What the hell kinda foot is that? Freakish, I tell you.
Maybe they lost the tips of their toes in a freak wood chipper accident?
Why are you wearing it on your foot?
And do you mean to say you're a chick?
Seeing armadillos at the zoo.
You hate armadillos???Soft on the inside, crunchy on the outside!
Packing cases for a week away in Lanzarotte flying tomorrow.
My friend randomly texted me this. It would be twenty times more funny is Putin was wearing a douchey trucker's car and aviators and Bush was 150 pounds fatter with a lisp.
When trying to make a joke, it helps to actually make sense. FAIL...like your whole life.
I'm human. Not a troll automaton.
As for the human part...no, you're not.
So...she's dancer?