What did make you smile today?

Yeah well whoever's foot it is, there's not even any toenails on it. What the hell kinda foot is that? Freakish, I tell you.

Maybe they lost the tips of their toes in a freak wood chipper accident?
 
Why are you wearing it on your foot?

And do you mean to say you're a chick?

First off, I held my hand like that because I have awful eczema and I didn't want it in the photo.

Secondly, yes, I am a chick.
 
This made me lol. :D

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Here's the vid:

 
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My friend randomly texted me this. :D It would be twenty times more funny is Putin was wearing a douchey trucker's car and aviators and Bush was 150 pounds fatter with a lisp.
 
It's one of the Canary isles just off the west coast of Africa. Just a rock really but guaranteed sunshine, and Sangria.
 
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My friend randomly texted me this. :D It would be twenty times more funny is Putin was wearing a douchey trucker's car and aviators and Bush was 150 pounds fatter with a lisp.

When trying to make a joke, it helps to actually make sense. FAIL...like your whole life.
 
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