WHAT did make you smile today?

[CrystalGeezer]

could be worse.....

Ohhhh, I remember when that came out. But still, whenever I go to REI or on campus and see a climbing wall, people have repelling harnasses and are tied to the wall incase they fall, this kid is freestyling it because dad's too busy holding the camera.

[CrystalGeezer]

I read this on a headstone as I passed a graveyard this morning:

Here lies Bill who died up Crimble

With a ferret in his pocket

Incidentally,he played cricket for England 1901-1903 and fathered 9 children.I love reading old headstones.

Where do you live? What awesome place is this? I must go there...

[KenzieW]

Being unbanned.

You being unbanned made me smile too. I am glad to see you are back.

[nothappynotsad]

You being unbanned made me smile too. I am glad to see you are back.

Thanks Kenzie! I haven't seen you around the past few days and I was beginning to think you stopped posting here. Hope you're well!

[billy scissors]

Where do you live? What awesome place is this? I must go there...

Its just a large cemetery not far from where I live.I'm in West Yorkshire.The headstone was black marble with gold lettering and it caught my eye.

[CrystalGeezer]

There's more here, kinda hilarious some of them.

http://www.happyplace.com/10430/the-...rkplace/page/5

[CrystalGeezer]

So this afternoon I met up with my friend and his brother and our mutual friend at a bar for a few drinks and to catch up. A man came in selling homemade tamales and LOVING parking lot tamales I bought three chile cheese ones for $5. Then, as usual, I got "Tomorrow" stuck in my head because one time a friend sang "Tamale...will it really come. And if it doeeeessssss come, will I still be human...." and so from then on I can't hear the word tamale and not sing that song. ANYWAY, so sitting on the other side of us next to me are these dudes:



Peter in the foreground and Albert. VERY vulgar. And hilarious. Anyway I got to talking to Peter about work, he asked me what I do, I said I make signs () and HE told me that he's a stone contractor, his crew cuts granite and marble and they currently have a huge gig with a full crew working on the Hotel Coronado. I thought that was kinda cool. I wonder if Morrissey will stay there on his birthday and see his stonework since he's into swanky accomodations?

[VetTechOnFire]

My butt in my jeans... I have not felt this good in 11 months....

[CrystalGeezer]

This SNL from Saturday is kind of hilarious. Californians don't all have stoned surfer accents, but they DO have a pre-occupation with detailing directions. And there's a funny moment where one of the actors almost loses it trying not to laugh which I love.

http://laist.com/2012/04/15/snl_poke...alifornian.php

[Girl-with-the-Thorn]

There's more here, kinda hilarious some of them.

http://www.happyplace.com/10430/the-...rkplace/page/5

Ha, love this. I read a book a while ago about different kinds of typefaces. Weirdly fascinating if you're a geek like me.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

on this July 14th I will be seeing my Dodgers play
its one of the few things I wanted to make sure to do while back in the States...

[Tibby]

My baby niece saying hello to me in her funny little way.

[CrystalGeezer]

[DAVIE]

that's really funny!

[joe frady]

An e-mail from Universal Mega-Corp Inc. Ltd. that began thus ~

"Hello Joe, IN THE PAST YOU'VE SHOWN INTEREST IN MORRISSEY, SO WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US IN CELEBRATING STING'S DYNAMIC SOLO CAREER!"

Words fail me...

[CrystalGeezer]

An e-mail from Universal Mega-Corp Inc. Ltd. that began thus ~

"Hello Joe, IN THE PAST YOU'VE SHOWN INTEREST IN MORRISSEY, SO WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE TO JOIN US IN CELEBRATING STING'S DYNAMIC SOLO CAREER!"

Words fail me...

It's even funnier if you read it as though they whisper your name and then scream the rest of the message at you.

[CrystalGeezer]

This guy won the Morrissey jackpot. He must have some amazing karma, he apparently collected all this stuff in one day.



Saw it on AYNIM. http://yfrog.com/odyizamj

[DAVIE]

This guy won the Morrissey jackpot. He must have some amazing karma, he apparently collected all this stuff in one day.

Crystal, don't go to the dark side of the force!!!

Apple crumble and the thought of pay day made me smile today!

[CrystalGeezer]

Crystal, don't go to the dark side of the force!!!

Apple crumble and the thought of pay day made me smile today!

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss!

[nothappynotsad]

I just want a piece of his sleeve to rub on my puss!