What did make you smile today?

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Guess what I did on my Friday night...I went to the movie theater by my house and watched "Sixteen Candles." In two weeks I am going back to that theater to watch "Dirty Dancing." That made me smile.
 
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Guess what I did on my Friday night...I went to the movie theater by my house and watched "Sixteen Candles." In two weeks I am going back to that theater to watch "Dirty Dancing." That made me smile.

That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.
 
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That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.


You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.
 
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All cats look the same in the dark...

I beg to differ....

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That's a coincidence. I went to a local pub, found the best looking woman in there and asked her (casually, as one would) : "If you had to guess the size of my penis, what would you compare it to?" She originally guessed "movie theatre", but I had to disappoint her and confirm that it was only the size of 16 candles. Those big ones that they use at Easter mass.

You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.

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You can't buy class like that, and who would want to. Idiot.

You're such a f***ing rude man. If you and your pals let people have a bit of fun on here instead of shutting them down with insult after insult, more people might come here. You really do come across like the most miserable specimen who has ever lived.

I could insult you all night, but I get the impression you would actually quite enjoy it in your sick, sad little ultra-Morrissey fan way. Do you ever just relax and enjoy anything? Or, God forbid (although I imagine you don't believe in God as you come across like some lefty Guardian-reading twat who is into atheism and animal rights, and "music that means something, man", and any kind of freedom of speech as long as it matches your own opinions) just ignore it? But that would be asking too much!! The world needs to know your opinion on everything.

I look forward to your 5-word, profanity laden, oh so 'Northern' insult by way of a reply.
 
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You're such a f***ing rude man. If you and your pals let people have a bit of fun on here instead of shutting them down with insult after insult, more people might come here. You really do come across like the most miserable specimen who has ever lived.

I could insult you all night, but I get the impression you would actually quite enjoy it in your sick, sad little ultra-Morrissey fan way. Do you ever just relax and enjoy anything? Or, God forbid (although I imagine you don't believe in God as you come across like some lefty Guardian-reading twat who is into atheism and animal rights, and "music that means something, man", and any kind of freedom of speech as long as it matches your own opinions) just ignore it? But that would be asking too much!! The world needs to know your opinion on everything.

I look forward to your 5-word, profanity laden, oh so 'Northern' insult by way of a reply.

You are totally sick creepy attention seeking git.

The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort.
Just sod off.
 
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You are totally sick creepy attention seeking git.

The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort.
Just sod off.

Two questions: who the f*** asked for your opinion? and what the f*** are you talking about?
"The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort."
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Stupid little woman.
 
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Two questions: who the f*** asked for your opinion? and what the f*** are you talking about?
"The quote you used to post your thought was posted by a youngster who doesn't want to associate with your sort."
WHAT?
Stupid little woman.

The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.
 
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The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.

And you calling me a git, a sod, an idiot and every other name you can think of under the sun is acceptable? That's what moderators do, is it? You're a stupid woman with nothing to contribute. On-topic, all you do is post irrelevant shite. Off-topic, you can't deal with it because you have no wit or common sense at all.

How about you "sod off" back to the 80s with your views, opinions and insults? Or f*** off, to who-cares-where, permanently. Your manners and tone are disgraceful.
 
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The site administrator doesn't care about your opinion, but your behaviour.

You hurt a fellow user's feeling with unnecessary filth and malice.

Just sod off, pathetic miserable git.
Go and chat up another woman in nearest pub.

And if the site administrator has something to say to me, I think he would communicate it directly, not through a simpleton who can't be trusted to speak English.

So, please, "the site administrator", PM me if you have a problem with what I'm saying (really, I'm not trying to be sarcastic). Your moderators leave a lot to be desired.
 
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And you calling me a git, a sod, an idiot and every other name you can think of under the sun is acceptable? That's what moderators do, is it? You're a stupid woman with nothing to contribute. On-topic, all you do it post irrelevant shite. Off-topic, you can't deal with it because you have no wit or common sense at all.

How about you "sod off" back to the 80s with your views, opinions and insults? Or f*** off, to who-cares-where, permanently. Your manners and tone are disgraceful.

LOL!!

You haven't made a single positive contribution to this site, yet you have a nerve to post that I have nothing to contribute!
What a prejudiced miserable idiot, you are.
 
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LOL!!

You haven't made a single positive contribution to this site, yet you have a nerve to post that I have nothing to contribute!
What a prejudiced miserable idiot, you are.

Apart from the number of messages I get saying how funny my posts are and that I make the place more interesting. How many of those have you got? Or, perhaps more tellingly, how many have you got telling you you're ruining a good website and that you are almost universally hated? Or that Morrissey himself cannot stand this website that you moderate? You, of all people, have no place to judge me.

No offense, but I really don't want to talk to you any more. You are possibly the most vile and/or stupid person I have ever encountered online. If the site administrator wants to say something to me (I'm more than happy to listen), then please ask him to do it. I don't trust you to be truthful or to accurately convey what he says.
 
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Apart from the number of messages I get saying how funny my posts are and that I make the place more interesting. How many of those have you got? Or, perhaps more tellingly, how many have you got telling you you're ruining a good website and that you are almost universally hated? Or that Morrissey himself cannot stand this website that you moderate? You, of all people, have no place to judge me.

No offense, but I really don't want to talk to you any more. You are possibly the most vile and/or stupid person I have ever encountered online. If the site administrator wants to say something to me (I'm more than happy to listen), then please ask him to do it. I don't trust you to be truthful or to accurately convey what he says.


Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.
 
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Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooody liar! :rofl:

I know what kind of person you really are.

Behave yourself, silly petty liar.

Seriously, stop talking to me. Your English is awful and makes you sound like a tit.

Now, let's see you "behave" like a moderator. Impartial, seen but not heard and (try your best to be) intelligent.
 
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Seriously, stop talking to me. Your English is awful and makes you sound like a tit.

Now, let's see you "behave" like a moderator. Impartial, seen but not heard and (try your best to be) intelligent.

LOL!!

You never bother to learn other languages, you have no right to criticise my English.
 
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LOL!!

You never bother to learn other languages, you have no right to criticise my English.

What the f*** are you on about? I speak 4 languages. And being a native English speaker gives me every right to criticise your English. That's like me saying "nfiwdn infg0e isdnf0iewnf inndiengp[s" is Japanese for "charity shop worker with 10 cats" then shouting at you for daring to say that it isn't.

LOL that.

Seriously, shut up.
 
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