CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
The captains a hero.He didn't jump ship.He "Fell off,and landed in a lifeboat"
Yeah. Loltastic.
The captains a hero.He didn't jump ship.He "Fell off,and landed in a lifeboat"
I know I shouldn't have laughed but couldn't stop myself.
A man phones his local model shop and Airfix stockist and asks "Do you have any models of Italian Cruise liners?"
The shop owner replies "Yes, we have just the one left".
The man says "Good. Can you put it on one side for me !!!
e oWas leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street
it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.
This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time
It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman
in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.
Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street
it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.
This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time
It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman
in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.
Was leaving work yesterday in my car when I stopped at a cross walk to let a young mother holding her child in her arms cross the street
it was cold outside and the woman was holding the boy tight to keep him warm from the chill, as though both of their lives depended on it.
This made me smile because it was one of the most beautiful things I've seen in some time
It also made me very sad because this woman works in an office down the hall from mine and we've been making eyes at each other in passing. I was legitimate in my affection, not just in a "I'd like to sleep with you" attraction kind of way. She is not married but up until yesterday I'd had no idea who she was or that she had a child, which implies a difficult past, which is most likely more trouble than I can reasonably bear and thus voids any chance of me winding up with this woman
in the end, I'm just glad she cares so deeply about her child, which is obvious just from watching her walk across the street with him.
How does being unmarried and having a child imply a difficult past? And most parents do care deeply for their children.
How does being unmarried and having a child imply a difficult past?
And most parents do care deeply for their children.