billy scissors
a bit fond
A bloke let out the most tremendous fart ever in the pub last night.It was like a mini earth tremor.He got a round of applause.
Watching !Viva Hate! sleep.
A story my sister wrote made me smile. If you are bored enough to read it here is some background information:
Morgan is my little crazy sister.
Mackenzie is me, the wonderful genius.
Ruby is my sister's ancient, evil, smelly, creepy, depressed, and always sleepy dog.
Bill (called Biwsykins by my sister in this story) is my mom's dog. He is sweet, but is afraid of most people.
Ruby is called a sandwich stealer in the story because the other day she took my mom's sandwich while she wasn't looking. My sister claims she was taking the sandwich to give to Bill.
Here is Morgan's Story:
Morgan: I'm famished. I do believe I'll have a sandwich.
Mackenzie: Not if Ruby the Sandwich Stealer gets it first.
Morgan: That was only because little Biwsykins was hungry-wungry.
Mackenzie: Really. Ruby is just an evil jerk.
Morgan: No she isn't. Watch, I have my sandwich and Ruby's coming.
Ruby: La la la la... I'm tired. I'm also hungry. Oh well...(Leaves and goes to suntan)
Morgan: Haha! I told you.
Mackenzie: That's only because she will teleport back to steal it.
Morgan: As if! (Stuffs sandwich in mouth, chews, and swallows)
(This story might only make sense if you know us. )
Kenzie, are you experimenting with marijuana?
No. I guess it is only funny if you are my sister and I. We were falling down laughing, but nobody else seemed to get it.
Not sure if this is real but it still made me laugh.
I'm not in this photo but this was taken at my middle school. These were the ordinary girls I tried SOOOOOOOOOOOO desperately to get along with and just couldn't. I mean they were friendly to me, we had to take the bus and stuff, but I couldn't be like them. But I wanted to.