OK, this did not happen today, but yesterday & it made me not just smile but laugh and laugh and laugh
anyways, our small back porch/yard area has a tall wooden wall and on the other side of it is a vacant field
well, yesterday, my stupid sister in law was cooking a whole chicken in the oven and she did not remove the bag with all the intestines and stuff in it
so after its been cooking for a long while, I cut the chicken down the middle and find it still in it, then after taking it out, I throw it over the fence into the field
it was dark by then and I hear this person scream and cuss a whole lot, from inside the field
the bag of hot chicken parts must have hit them and opened up, which I just found so hilarious that I started busting up laughing
which only further infuriated them so they started basically calling me out
at that point I recognized the voice and profile(which I could see through the slats in our fence)
as being that of one of the local "wanna be gangsters" on our street
and well, I have not beaten anyone up since last summer, so really I could do with kicking the sh** out of someone
believe it or not, its quite a stress reducer to physically harm those that having it coming to them, it feels a bit like one is doing "God's will"
alas though, he was not there when I came out
which may have been another good thing, because I think he may only be 17, which would mean I might go to jail if I kicked his a**, right?