The 'Michael Jackson is 50 Tomorrow' Thread

someone complete this joke......

Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter were walking down the street......

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someone complete this joke......

Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter were walking down the street......

Jukebox Jury

Ooh I know!

...and only Glitter was a paedophile, as Michael Jackson was declared not guilty, thus making him a free man in a court of law?!
 
Ooh I know!

...and only Glitter was a paedophile, as Michael Jackson was declared not guilty, thus making him a free man in a court of law?!

No, the answer is

...and Gary sees a little girl and he sings 'do ya wanna touch me'?
Michael says 'you're bad, you're bad, really really bad.'

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someone complete this joke......

Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter were walking down the street......

Jukebox Jury

I would but my libel lawyer advises against it.
 
No, the answer is

...and Gary sees a little girl and he sings 'do ya wanna touch me'?
Michael says 'you're bad, you're bad, really really bad.'

Jukebox Jury

That's an awful joke. For shame.

Awful as in a really unfunny, bad joke - not a controversial, secretly funny one!
 
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sadness yes, but he made his own life and the bull shit that he never had a childhood and that just does not wash with me, there has been plenty of child stars and yes many go off the rails but he is just beyond a joke. I speak as someone who adored him and has more than I can count mj records and stuff in a box somewhere. Looking at him now I just feel sick and sad, utterly ruined himself and he will never have a career again.
 
Gary Glitter was mentioned yesterday in the European Parliament in Brussels! :eek: In connection with a report on the fight against child pornography and prostitution.
 
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sadness yes, but he made his own life and the bull shit that he never had a childhood and that just does not wash with me, there has been plenty of child stars and yes many go off the rails but he is just beyond a joke. I speak as someone who adored him and has more than I can count mj records and stuff in a box somewhere. Looking at him now I just feel sick and sad, utterly ruined himself and he will never have a career again.

I was the same - from the ages of three years old to around thirteen/fourteen I absolutely worshipped him. I do think he is innocent on all accounts of actual molestation, but I don't think he knows where to draw the line - he has had such an alien lifestyle for over fourty years that it must be difficult to have a grasp on reality. I know people say there have been other child stars, but there has never, ever been anyone as famous and publiscised as MJ.

If he is over-exaggurating his childhood, then either way it is very sad that he feels he has to do so. I am not sure if he will ever be able to ressurect is career - he will always have a fanbase, and he will always sell records - but whether or not he can motivate himself to do so is a different story.

I can see his life ending quite early if he doesn't sort it out, and it is unlikely that he has the capacity to.
 
I always wondered, did anyone of the doctors or plastic surgeons tell him, he was going to far or did he just not listen to them.

His ears are fine, it's his nose that's the problem. :eek: :p Guess he didn't smell the danger. :o

I liked his original face, but I still respect the man.

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Speaking of MJ...though never being a fan, he was talented and successful.

Who is the next Michael Jackson or Madonna in the music world? Can there even be one the way the music business is now run?
 
Although not my kind on music I recognised his immense talent. I have always felt pity for the man, I think he is just a sad mixed up individual.
 
Speaking of MJ...though never being a fan, he was talented and successful.

Who is the next Michael Jackson or Madonna in the music world? Can there even be one the way the music business is now run?

I doubt it. There can be no super models either, like Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista or Naomi Campbell. Consumerism has gone wild, there's a hyperproduction of celebrities and we use them like rolls of toilet paper, they're finished soon and we move on to another one.
 
If you're Michael Jackson, you don't have to listen to anyone..

that's the problem.

You are completely right. Which i have heard about with many 'stars' or celebrities. As the people around them, who work for them have a large salary.

His ears are fine, it's his nose that's the problem. :eek: :p Guess he didn't smell the danger.

He might of got them pinned back!
 
He might of got them pinned back!

Actually, if you look at his face nowadays, you will notice a slight improvement in the shape of his nose, as in it now has a shape. An innovative German surgery was paid a large amount to fix the problem, and he used tissue from Jackson's ear in the proccess!
 
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