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    I went through a phase in my twenties of pissing in wardrobes and on one memorable occasion pulled out a drawer containing my socks and y-fronts and proceeded to liberally douse the contents.
    Alcohol may have been involved.

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    I peed in the Pacific Ocean once. Unfortunately, I was still standing on the beach at the time.

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    Like any good one-generation-removed-from-the-farm boy, I've peed on an electric fence a couple of times. I wouldn't recommend it.

    And don't read this Snopes article unless you like seeing weenie roasts. ZOMFG!!!11!!1!
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    Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
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    [QUOTE=cornelius blaze;899620]http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...8&postcount=15


    http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...9&postcount=16

    [CENTER]it's needs it's own thread!



    example:
    NOT FAIR! You have a directional spout! You can pee anywhere. For a woman, peeing outside is a PROCESS. We can't write our names or do anything cute. It's all about avoiding your shoes. (and other clothing.)
    Not fun when you are on a deserted country road and you've got your skirt up- and knickers down and you're peeing when a bunch of Vespa riders shine their brights on you and ask if you're, *ok*.
    Oh, there's more to life than books you know but not much more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busy Clippers View Post
    Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
    Chesterton was a great writer and a careful aimer, I'm sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busy Clippers View Post
    Remember that story about the guy who used Morrissey's toilet? Mine's not that good. I had to wiz at GK Chesterton's parish church in Beaconsfield, so I used the men's room just in case...
    WHO peed in Morrissey's toilet? Inquiring minds want to know!
    Oh, there's more to life than books you know but not much more...

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    Chesterton was a great writer and a careful aimer, I'm sure.
    Yeah. I just like him because he was fatter than me.
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    Yeah. I just like him because he was fatter than me.
    He was fatter than everyone. I hope he is played by Richard Griffiths ("The History Boys") in the biopic:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Worm View Post
    He was fatter than everyone. I hope he is played by Richard Griffiths ("The History Boys") in the biopic:

    Well, GK was big boned so he could carry a little extra weight! Griffiths would be perfect, but my perverse nature leads me to hope for Johnny Depp. The heroic bulk up/slim down would be chum for the Oscar voters.

    Kali, Morrissey's toilet here
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    I have peed in my ex-neighbour's garden. AND I wasa 17, not 3, so Im pretty ashamed of that

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    I was peeing on the side of the road once at night and a cop pulled over, shined his lights, and got a nice glimpse of all the action. Not exactly a place, but embarrassing nonetheless.
    Fashion fascists and the plastic pantomime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Alec View Post
    I was peeing on the side of the road once at night and a cop pulled over, shined his lights, and got a nice glimpse of all the action. Not exactly a place, but embarrassing nonetheless.
    I almost got arrested for doing the same...

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    once, there was a group of us on a bus, late at night, and i really needed the toilet, but the driver wouldn't let us have a piss stop. i waited as long as i could and eventually used a plastic 2 litre bottle i'd just finished drinking from (and managed to fill it, more or less). i put the lid back on so that it wouldn't spill and shortly afterwards a friend on the seat behind me, who had been sleeping, awoke and said that he was thirsty. he saw my bottle and asked me for a drink, so i passed the bottle back to him. as he took it in his hand, he complained that it was warm and i pointed out that i hadn't thought to bring the fridge with me. anyway, he removed the lid but everyone burst out laughing and stopped him just in time .

    i have other bus-related stories that didn't end so well (one of them involves fire!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelius blaze View Post
    *gasp*
    would you pee on the wailing wall?
    I have not often peed in strange places, maybe a bottle was a bit odd for a girl to be peeing in, and of course in the woods or behind a bush.

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    Standards are slipping around here.They've just skidded on all the wee.
    .....in a snow filled sky, we'll make it all right to come undone.

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    i once took a dump under a railway platform.
    "The idea of a counterculture is ultimately based on a mistake. At best, countercultural rebellion is pseudo-rebellion: a set of dramatic gestures that are devoid of any progressive political or economic consequences and that detract from the urgent task of building a more just society. In other words, it is rebellion that provides entertainment for the rebels, and nothing much else."

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    Quote Originally Posted by HIM View Post
    i once took a dump under a railway platform.

    You're evil Lionel HIM-full.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cornelius blaze View Post
    http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...8&postcount=15


    http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/sho...9&postcount=16

    [CENTER]it's needs it's own thread!



    example:
    NOT FAIR! You have a directional spout! You can pee anywhere. For a woman, peeing outside is a PROCESS. We can't write our names or do anything cute. It's all about avoiding your shoes. (and other clothing.)
    Not fun when you are on a deserted country road and you've got your skirt up- and knickers down and you're peeing when a bunch of Vespa riders shine their brights on you and ask if you're, *ok*.
    I have peed on my own feet on more than one occasion. I think alcahol had been involved.
    "You're a punk, so now you're glue sniffing. Well done."

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