News About Your Life Thread

[bikubesong]

When you want to tell us about something new in your life, write it here! I mean, like; "AW, I became a grandma today", or "I peed like 30 minutes today", or. You know what I mean.

I got nothing in particular to say today, except that I got my period today, so Im not pregnant. Not that there was a chance.

[chica]

I got nothing in particular to say today, except that I got my period today, so Im not pregnant. Not that there was a chance.

Well done, biki! It's a big monthly success in every fertile woman's life. I'm proud of you

My news is that I decided to write a lonely hearts ad, and now I'm studying the technique.

[bikubesong]

Well done, biki! It's a big monthly success in every fertile woman's life. I'm proud of you

My news is that I decided to write a lonely hearts ad, and now I'm studying the technique.

may I help you?

[chica]

Thanks, but not just yet, first I have to learn all these rules!

[bikubesong]

Thanks, but not just yet, first I have to learn all these rules!

Good luck!

[Paris Hilton]

I farted in public but I don't think anybody knows it was me.

[Stoner Kebab]

last night i met the head producer of the East Enders. he was very gay and very drunk and cute as a button. he's staying at the soho house and im going to meet him for a drink at 9pm then im gonna bring him to sway.

that is all.

[bysshe]

I farted in public but I don't think anybody knows it was me.

You could have blamed it on Tinkerbell.

[MadameChaos]

I stayed in and watched Jimmy Stewart films all day feeling sick. I'm never drinking anything ever again.

[Kewpie]

Well done, biki! It's a big monthly success in every fertile woman's life. I'm proud of you

My news is that I decided to write a lonely hearts ad, and now I'm studying the technique.

chica, don't forget to read this:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=87791

[Kris]

I'm getting a manboob reduction.

[troubleluvsme]

chica, don't forget to read this:

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=87791

Thank you!
I was going to search for that!

[iamkali62]

Well, hm. I did a water color today and it came out bad. I am worn out from the heat. I think we drank all the Dr. Pepper. I want a beer- no, make that three. This is the 7th day I have been out of my apartment and miss it terribly. Never underestimate the power of silence and privacy. I don't care if that one jerk above me WAS walking up and down in army boots at 4AM, I just want my life back thank you.

[Cassius]

I farted in public but I don't think anybody knows it was me.

That was you?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Dear God please help me, I am in Utah. I was able to successfully get a beer with dinner, so maybe it's not so bad. The mountains are pretty... gotta go.

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

EOH is miserable and dying of misery... Should be on vacation out of the country hitting beaches and having fun like had planned... instead... well.......

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

Well,I am in new york city,my company sucks,and I'm drunk and can't sleep,but I'm staying at the chelsea,a dream of mine,so all is good,well to a degree.

I just keep thinking,you are at the chelsea terence,stop complaining.
The chelsea!!!!

EOH is jealous. Stop complaining DAMMIT!!! ;D

[Stoner Kebab]

i just brushed my hair and put on some eye cream.

[5am]

I was very charming when talking to my ex girlfriend, then felt bad about it, and later flirted with the falafel boy.

Something is up with me, I'm just not sure what it is.

[Busy Clippers]

I was very charming when talking to my ex girlfriend, then felt bad about it, and later flirted with the falafel boy.

Something is up with me, I'm just not sure what it is.

You want that extra pickled cabbage on your falafel sandwich. Don't be ashamed, we all do it.