I love the new SonictheHedgehog-solo.com, thanks David you Sega loving freak!!!

[greasetea]

I need help on world 7 in Sonic Adventure 2, I always get the rings by the fifth jumping enemy but that robot omes out and gets me. How do I avoid it without losing my speed powers?

Long live Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the Enchinda!!!

Sega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wokka wokka]

> I need help on world 7 in Sonic Adventure 2, I always get the
> rings by the fifth jumping enemy but that robot omes out and
> gets me. How do I avoid it without losing my speed powers?

> Long live Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the Enchinda!!!

> Sega!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LONG LIVE CLEOOOOOO GREASEMONKEY!

 

[greasetea]

Ms. Cleo and Greasetea

We both are psychics

We both screw people over

She speaks in a faux Jamicain accent, I in a Japanese one.

I smell sitcom, now if only I could get that kid Dudley from Different Strokes..you know the kid who got assbanged byhis dad.

WIllis: "Hey Mr. D, Arnold's friend Dudley was molested by his pop!"

Mr. Drummond: "You sure it wasn't Kimberley?"

Arnold: "Wachoo talkin bout Willis?"

Mrs. Garratt: "I'm going to finger myself now"

Tootie: "Call me NOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

 

[Swinkle]

Re: Ms. Cleo

Swinkle: Hello, Cleo?

Cleo:
Ya Mon,
I be givin da readins off me Richard Simmons Dial-A-Meal cards.
Ahhh yea I know you be 'avin a boyfriend with a mustacha sellin dem crawdaddies on the hood of yer car wiffout tellin you mmmm-hmmmm.

Swinkle: Ohhh my! Wow Cleo you are amazing! Tell me more!!

Cleo: Me crystal ball be gittin all fuzzy mon.. one moment wile I take a puff from me crack pipe...

Swinkle: I have never felt such a psychic connection, this is incredible!!!

Cleo: Sumtin be commin to me now. I be sencin da mudflap and a seabreeze. Don't you be beggin mudflaps to 'ang out wiff you. Da flappa be 'angin in a park wiff his leg up in da air gettin sum releif ya know what I be sayin. He be under a lot of da pressure since he not be gettin da part of the Olson Twins babysitter in Mary Kate and Ashley go to Paris.

Swinkle: Wow Cleo, I never knew you could be so amazing.

Cleo: WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FER? CALL ME NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

 

[wokka wokka]

owwww

> Swinkle: Hello, Cleo?

> Cleo:
> Ya Mon,
> I be givin da readins off me Richard Simmons Dial-A-Meal cards.
> Ahhh yea I know you be 'avin a boyfriend with a mustacha sellin
> dem crawdaddies on the hood of yer car wiffout tellin you
> mmmm-hmmmm.

> Swinkle: Ohhh my! Wow Cleo you are amazing! Tell me more!!

> Cleo: Me crystal ball be gittin all fuzzy mon.. one moment wile
> I take a puff from me crack pipe...

> Swinkle: I have never felt such a psychic connection, this is
> incredible!!!

> Cleo: Sumtin be commin to me now. I be sencin da mudflap and a
> seabreeze. Don't you be beggin mudflaps to 'ang out wiff you. Da
> flappa be 'angin in a park wiff his leg up in da air gettin sum
> releif ya know what I be sayin. He be under a lot of da pressure
> since he not be gettin da part of the Olson Twins babysitter in
> Mary Kate and Ashley go to Paris.

> Swinkle: Wow Cleo, I never knew you could be so amazing.

> Cleo: WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN FER? CALL ME NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

I'm gonna punch da cleo in DA GUT.....