Punning versions of Morrissey album titles

[neonmad]

You'll survive. Just walk it off.

I would walk to Siberia to avoid it...

[neonmad]

Isn't it just?

er..not that I would know

Umm... baby seal slaughter? Unjust war in Iraq? Ronnie's Term? Nancy's Term? Stock, Aitken, and Waterman? There are so many reasons...

Hey, that's exactly what's got me outraged.
...

Interlude ---> In the Nude

[troubleluvsme]

Shit! Do I give you the creeps? I'll stop talking if that's the case, I don't want to give anyone the creeps. I'M TOTALLY NORMAL I SWEAR!!!!!!

No...you don't give me the creeps....Perhaps I misunderstood you!
I thought you meant that the people in "off topic" give you the creeps....and it kind of hurt my feelings...
but after a few hours of therapy, I'm OK now.

[doney86]

Funny thing is, you don't have to pun up Moz's song titles to get a cheap laugh. Put on your horny goggles, and the titles work just fine on their own. For instance:

Michael's Bones
Yes, I Am Blind
Big Mouth Strikes Again
You Know I Couldn't Last
Wide To Receive
I Just Want To See the "Boy" Happy
Let the Right One Slip In
You're the One For Me, Fatty (if you know what I mean)

Or perhaps transpose a word or two as in:

Angel, Angel, WE Go Down Together

[vivabob]

i dont get "yes i am blind " .... yuck actually i do

[Dow Jones]

i dont get "yes i am blind " .... yuck actually i do

There's nothing yucky about it... until the blisters develop.