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    Question POLL: If Morrissey Said He Was STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    POLL: If Morrissey Said He Was STRAIGHT- How Would You React?
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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    I would be outraged.

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    I'd call whoever "outed" him, a liar.
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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    DEAR GOD, WHY DO WE NEED TWO DIFFERENT DISCUSSIONS ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY??

    my response would be the same, except I would turn to my friends and family and say, "HA. I DO TOO HAVE A CHANCE." and then, yea, go back to listening to the music.

    BUT I STILL DO NOT SEE THE REASONING BEHIND TWO THREADS.
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    Question Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Quote Originally Posted by nugz View Post
    I'd call whoever "outed" him, a liar.
    Even if it was Moz himself proclaiming his love for a woman and sharing his relationship with her to the world?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeTotallyRandomMozFan View Post
    Even if it was Moz himself proclaiming his love for a woman and sharing his relationship with her to the world?
    yeah. cuz then id just figure he was bi. there's no way he doesnt like men, in SOME capacity.
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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Said He Was STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Quote Originally Posted by nugz View Post
    yeah. cuz then id just figure he was bi. there's no way he doesnt like men, in SOME capacity.
    heheh that's why I love you Nugzie - you are a creative thinker
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    If Morrissey was outed as straight, I would react by starting a poll on here asking how people reacted when they found out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomeTotallyRandomMozFan View Post
    heheh that's why I love you Nugzie - you are a creative thinker
    why thank you.

    and i love you b/c you have great nips.
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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Until he admits he's an alien, i ain't buying his fucking records!
    "If you're frightened of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. If you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the Earth."

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    Talking Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Quote Originally Posted by cornelius blaze View Post
    i wanna see if someone can 'out' SomeTotallyRandomMozFan as 'straight'

    Bwahahhahaaahah but really: "What Difference Does It Make?"

    Well I've convinced my girlfriend I'm a flaming heterosexual - does that count?

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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Said He Was STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Quote Originally Posted by nugz View Post
    why thank you.

    and i love you b/c you have great nips.

    Tee-hee.

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    I would be made up and go around hugging complete strangers simply because i could not contain my euphoria.
    .....in a snow filled sky, we'll make it all right to come undone.

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    He is a beautiful human being. And for that I will love him unconditionally. Straight, gay, black, blue, yellow, red or green.


    Bless you.

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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    Mmmm, well it hardly matters. It's not like I'm having a relationship with him anyway. It's just that he makes other men look dismal
    compared to him....
    suppose I toy with the thought that he may well be straight,
    but gee whiz
    I've tried not to think about all this years ago and now
    it comes back? It's none of our business really, is it........



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    Quote Originally Posted by mauve21 View Post
    Mmmm, well it hardly matters. It's not like I'm having a relationship with him anyway. It's just that he makes other men look dismal
    compared to him....
    suppose I toy with the thought that he may well be straight,
    but gee whiz
    I've tried not to think about all this years ago and now
    it comes back? It's none of our business really, is it........
    Exactly. I hope he's happy. That's all.
    Though fifteen minutes with him, well, I wouldn't say no...
    And I heard so many things I failed to understand at all

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    Default Re: POLL: If Morrissey Were "Outed" as STRAIGHT- How Would You React?

    I can't decide, I pushed the second alternative accidentally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Renia View Post
    DEAR GOD, WHY DO WE NEED TWO DIFFERENT DISCUSSIONS ABOUT HIS SEXUALITY??

    my response would be the same, except I would turn to my friends and family and say, "HA. I DO TOO HAVE A CHANCE." and then, yea, go back to listening to the music.

    BUT I STILL DO NOT SEE THE REASONING BEHIND TWO THREADS.
    Well, I actually think this one is supposed to be a joke.

    After you've been on here a few months you'll see about 75757947398 of these threads, although I have to admit that they've decreased in popularity.

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