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    Default ok... i know the jesus people hate me

    but I found a Bible that I like!

    http://www.thebricktestament.com


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    Aww, so much effort was put into it! It's beautiful

    Also, I realized something about religion: people project their own characteristics onto their vision of God! That's why we'll never be able to say Christian god is this or that, Muslim god is this or that, etc... For example, Jesus must have been a warm, kind soul, as he spoke about a kind, loving god - and whoever wrote Deuteronomy was completely off his rocker

    My god is totally cool and lazy, much like myself
    There is a serious moral deficiency in anyone who has no problem taking a creature's life in order to fill their own stomach.

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    Jesus looks suspiciously like Luke Skywalker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MunchyBrain View Post
    Jesus looks suspiciously like Luke Skywalker...
    lol, Jesus is Obi Wan.



    Last edited by mick ransommich; March 28, 2008 at 08:22 AM. Reason: here he is...!

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    Default Re: ok... i know the jesus people hate me

    I can't tell the difference.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chica View Post
    Aww, so much effort was put into it! It's beautiful

    Also, I realized something about religion: people project their own characteristics onto their vision of God! That's why we'll never be able to say Christian god is this or that, Muslim god is this or that, etc... For example, Jesus must have been a warm, kind soul, as he spoke about a kind, loving god - and whoever wrote Deuteronomy was completely off his rocker

    My god is totally cool and lazy, much like myself
    You're right.
    Xenophanes said the same thing, thanks for reminding me of him - I dug out my philosophy notes from 2003 nice memories.

    "The Ethiops say that their gods are flat-nosed and black,
    While the Thracians say that theirs have blue eyes and red hair.
    Yet if cattle or horses or lions had hands and could draw,

    And could sculpture like men, then the horses would draw their gods
    Like horses, and cattle like cattle; and each they would shape
    Bodies of gods in the likeness, each kind, of their own"

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    Jesus people dont hate you. how about the flying spaghetti monster!? one of my favorites...

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    How can anybody hate such a handsome guy???

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogdana View Post
    Jesus people dont hate you. how about the flying spaghetti monster!? one of my favorites...
    That's brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogdana View Post
    Jesus people dont hate you. how about the flying spaghetti monster!? one of my favorites...
    So if Xenophanes was right, somewhere there must exist a Terrestrial Spaghetti Monster who dreamed up its god. Where is this creature, I wonder, and how would it look carved up on my plate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worm View Post
    So if Xenophanes was right, somewhere there must exist a Terrestrial Spaghetti Monster who dreamed up its god. Where is this creature, I wonder, and how would it look carved up on my plate?
    Xenophanes said 'if you are dog, then your god looks like a dog', but it says nothing about dogs or flowers or dragons existence. So you can't be sure there's a Terrestrial Spaghetti Monster.


    That Brick Testament is ace, I'll send my Catholic friend the link and I'll let you know the response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the judge View Post
    Xenophanes said 'if you are dog, then your god looks like a dog', but it says nothing about dogs or flowers or dragons existence. So you can't be sure there's a Terrestrial Spaghetti Monster.


    That Brick Testament is ace, I'll send my Catholic friend the link and I'll let you know the response.
    its a great site and 'religion'. its mostly aimed at keeping religious crap out of the government's pockets and also out of education.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadameChaos View Post
    LOVE THIS!


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    LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flax View Post
    but I found a Bible that I like!

    http://www.thebricktestament.com

    this is probably one of the coolest things i've ever seen. thanks flax

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogdana View Post
    Jesus people dont hate you. how about the flying spaghetti monster!? one of my favorites...
    I was touched by his noodly appendage.
    "A day without laughter is a day wasted." ~ Charlie Chaplin

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    I enjoyed that website very much. Thank you.


    Bless you.

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    very good site hee-hee



    love

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    Nice site and thanks for sharing.

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