Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: Dork-sided thread

  1. #1
    Tanning on the cross Flax's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Nazareth
    Posts
    3,217

    Default Dork-sided thread

    I wanted to dedicate a thread to the Crazy Christian Lady and talk about gargoyles! Psychics! And dooooork-side stuff!

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Aa1mTNqdFO8


  2. #2
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    HA!! LOLZ!! That was a great Wife Swap, she scares me!!! EVIL!!


  3. #3

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Just...wow. I've seen stills from that, and references to it, but I never knew where it came from.


    Love Morrissey, but hate most Morrissey fans? Then this is the FB group for you.

  4. #4
    Sprd <3 Its da Brklyn Way Buzzetta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    10,592

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    This Dark Side



    or this Dark Side?






  5. #5

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    ummm, everyone realizes the title of this thread DOES read DORK-sided. right?
    Quote Originally Posted by biru View Post
    I would love to have nugz on the table.

  6. #6
    Tanning on the cross Flax's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Nazareth
    Posts
    3,217

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    The title is Dork-sided because she says "Dooooooork-sided!!!!", even though she means dark-sided.

    Gargoyles!! Psychics!! Doooork-sided stuff!!

  7. #7
    jacket full of danger oscillate wildly's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    on the front of the Daily Mail
    Posts
    3,644

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    LMFAO Marguerite Perrin <3

    I love when the husband is like "I'm glad you're home!" and then she screams to the camera guy "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE." ROTFLLL.

    Quote Originally Posted by oye terence View Post
    I feel like a mid 1997 Morrissey.

  8. #8
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Her children must be scared out of their wits.

    And you could drive a Mack truck thru that gap in her teef.

  9. #9
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    I watch Paranormal State... my Mom (born again, evangelical -ugh) more or less said by watching it I am allowing evil spirits into my heart...

    http://www.aetv.com/paranormal-state/

    Well, for the past week, my 3 yr old has been waking up every day at 3 - 3:35 am screaming... and I've been thinking, the same hour, every night... which is what they do on the show - this same "time slot" is dead time for PSP's (research students) on the show (the hour they call out the spritis) My DH and I are having a kind of squeemish laugh about it...

    I could be dork-sided.

  10. #10
    Tanning on the cross Flax's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    Nazareth
    Posts
    3,217

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    I watch Paranormal State... my Mom (born again, evangelical -ugh) more or less said by watching it I am allowing evil spirits into my heart...

    http://www.aetv.com/paranormal-state/

    Well, for the past week, my 3 yr old has been waking up every day at 3 - 3:35 am screaming... and I've been thinking, the same hour, every night... which is what they do on the show - this same "time slot" is dead time for PSP's (research students) on the show (the hour they call out the spritis) My DH and I are having a kind of squeemish laugh about it...

    I could be dork-sided.
    Dork-sided!!!

    I hope your 3 year old is not called Caroline. If so, you can always say: "Caroline, don't go into the light!"

  11. #11
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Flax View Post
    Dork-sided!!!

    I hope your 3 year old is not called Caroline. If so, you can always say: "Caroline, don't go into the light!"
    LOL
    Her name isn't Caroline (whew?) and it was -also- "go INTO the light" -depending on who said it, of course

  12. #12
    fresh William4's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    East West
    Posts
    1,365

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Corrissey View Post
    LOL
    Her name isn't Caroline (whew?) and it was -also- "go INTO the light" -depending on who said it, of course
    my girlfriend does a fantastic impression of tangina. its actually really really gross. it freaks me out like mad
    Interviewer: Did you hear Tatu's version of 'How Soon Is Now'?
    Morrissey: Yes, it was magnificent. Absolutely. Again, I don't know much about them.
    Interviewer: They're the teenage Russian lesbians.
    Morrissey: Well, aren't we all?

  13. #13
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by William4 View Post
    my girlfriend does a fantastic impression of tangina. its actually really really gross. it freaks me out like mad
    Does she carry a flask in purse? Oh sorry, that's 16 Candles. =D

  14. #14

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Thanks for starting this thread Flax

    GOD WARRIOR <333 4 evah!!



  15. #15
    Sprd <3 Its da Brklyn Way Buzzetta's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    New York
    Posts
    10,592

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by nugz View Post
    ummm, everyone realizes the title of this thread DOES read DORK-sided. right?
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Not dark sided?





  16. #16
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    WHILE we were watching Supernatural the other night, our bedroom door started slowly opening... we looked at eachother... it stopped... and then it started to slowly close... we looked at eachother and I said "Something (kid or cat only)better be behind that door!" As my husband approached slowly and peered around the corner, there was my 3 yr old. You know, the one that wakes up screaming during dead-time? All she wanted was a drink of water ~whew~ I'm not dark-sided afterall. Just a dork.

  17. #17
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread






  18. #18

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Not to be Debbie Downer, but Marguerite's daughter Ashely died a few months ago in a car accident. Pretty sad. I think she was only about 26.

    But anyways, I thought it was funny how she ended up keeping the money and buying surgery to lose weight.

  19. #19
    lovable loser Corrissey's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Location
    Chicago
    Posts
    15,683

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Cassius View Post
    Not to be Debbie Downer, but Marguerite's daughter Ashely died a few months ago in a car accident. Pretty sad. I think she was only about 26.

    But anyways, I thought it was funny how she ended up keeping the money and buying surgery to lose weight.
    Oh Dood! NO wai!! I didn't know! Sorry That's terrible! I may not have been posting lolz here. Maybe.

    The devil must have told Maruerite to get lipo

  20. #20
    Senior Member Depeche609's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Ocean County (Jersey Shore), NJ girl
    Posts
    1,410

    Default Re: Dork-sided thread

    Watch this..
    I had no idea what they were reffering to at one scene until tonight..


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=op9YF_OZAGQ


Similar Threads

  1. Imma dork n here's why!my moz mug!
    By bogdana in forum Off-topic archive 2007 (read-only)
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: July 19, 2007, 01:45 AM
  2. Will Sister Steve Ever Post A Positive Thread, Thread
    By mbb321 in forum Off-topic archive 2007 (read-only)
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: June 28, 2007, 11:09 PM
  3. Barbarism, one-sided 12" promo
    By Ben Chill in forum Marketplace archive (read-only)
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: June 24, 2007, 09:32 AM
  4. Sorry Nick, didn't realise you came from that one sided camp.
    By seriously not right in the head in forum General Discussion archive 2005 (read-only)
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: July 19, 2005, 03:43 AM
  5. Closet Homosapien fucking racist dork goes to hell
    By Closet Homosapien in forum General Discussion archive 2003 (read-only)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: January 2, 2003, 04:11 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •