Does being vegetarian mean you are a better Morrissey fan

[naranjito]

I'd like to know because I am vegetarian.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I'd like to know because I am vegetarian.

No, it makes you a better person, because you've chosen to avoid needless killing of animals on your behalf. *ducking and hiding, debate is sure to follow*

Oh, and you likely smell better.

[selfvalidation]

Does being Jewish make you a better Woody Allen fan?
No.
I think the same applies here.

[naranjito]

Oh, and you likely smell better.

I smell better than most of my friends and acquaintances

[pandora_cocteau]

yes. it means you're a better person in general too.

[selfvalidation]

I smell better than most of my friends and acquaintances

thats ridiculous

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I smell better than most of my friends and acquaintances

Citrusy fresh?

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

I smell better than most of my friends and acquaintances

terrific! how are the cracked heels? better?

[Kilt Uncle]

I think it does in the sense that you are closer to something that obviously means something very fundamental to Moz. It probably makes you a more aware person too.

But i'm not sure it makes you a better person.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

thats ridiculous

No, actually it isn't. I've found that not only does meat stink like something dead, my family members who eat meat smell more strongly than they seemed to before.

terrific! how are the cracked heels? better?

I'm glad you asked, I was afraid to.

[naranjito]

terrific! how are the cracked heels? better?

Hello, thanks for the feedback. My heels are much better thankyou for asking. I have an Electric Foot Callous Remover that I am using.

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Hello, thanks for the feedback. My heels are much better thankyou for asking. I have an Electric Foot Callous Remover that I am using.

Good. Is the machine painful to use?

[naranjito]

I don't eat my friends.

[naranjito]

Good. Is the machine painful to use?

Not really, but it creates a lot of dust everywhere.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

I don't eat my friends.

What do you do to your enemies?

[naranjito]

People who eat meat have big stomachs.

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Not really, but it creates a lot of dust everywhere.

You would think that they could have designed a machine with a vacuum to collect all that dust huh?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

People who eat meat have big stomachs.

How long have you been a vegetarian? Are you also vegan?

[naranjito]

How long have you been a vegetarian? Are you also vegan?

Not very long. I became vegetarian after seeing a film about bad treatment of animals on google video. I am not a vegan because I eat a lot of cereal and I like to pour milk on my cereals.

[naranjito]

You would think that they could have designed a machine with a vacuum to collect all that dust huh?

Yes that is a good idea.