Just a few reasons why England sucks!

[Let's hear it for the old Red, White and Blue!!]

England is so caught up in mourning its past that the future is passing it by. Heathrow airport is 15 years behind the rest of Europe and technology is 5 years behind the rest of the world. Internet access and telephones are SLOW and expensive.

The cuisine is bland, greasy and miserable. Would you care for a mad cow burger?

Brits pay the same in Pounds for goods that Americans pay in Dollars.

Taxes.

What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

Roads are cramped and narrow and people drive on the wrong side of them.

Rugby and soccer are for kids...REAL football is American.

The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without the Americans jumping in to save you.

The famed "London Bridge" now resides in a retirement community in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

It's cloudy 290 out of 365 days a year.

Everything is closed on Sunday except for liquor stores and pubs. The rest of the week everything closes around sundown...again except the bars which stay open til around 11pm. (At 11pm on a Friday night here in The States I'm still deciding what shoes to wear out.)

Brits are snotty towards Americans. That seems odd too seeing how British radio blares American music, television broadcasts American shows and cinemas show American movies. England has more than embraced American culture. Bet there's a McDonald's near you!!

The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

Plus your press was rarely ever kind to Morrissey.

If you don't believe England sucks, pull out the ouija board and ask Ghandi, he'll tell you.

 

[phillybeefcake]

PS....you forgot the BBC! They suck more than anything!!!!!

 

[Daniel]

Re: Just a few reasons why America sucks!

> England is so caught up in mourning its past that the future is
> passing it by. Heathrow airport is 15 years behind the rest of
> Europe and technology is 5 years behind the rest of the world.
> Internet access and telephones are SLOW and expensive.

> The cuisine is bland, greasy and miserable. Would you care for a
> mad cow burger?

> Brits pay the same in Pounds for goods that Americans pay in
> Dollars.

> Taxes.

> What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but
> they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so
> bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them
> out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

> Roads are cramped and narrow and people drive on the wrong side
> of them.

> Rugby and soccer are for kids...REAL football is American.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without
> the Americans jumping in to save you.

> The famed "London Bridge" now resides in a retirement
> community in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

> It's cloudy 290 out of 365 days a year.

> Everything is closed on Sunday except for liquor stores and
> pubs. The rest of the week everything closes around
> sundown...again except the bars which stay open til around 11pm.
> (At 11pm on a Friday night here in The States I'm still deciding
> what shoes to wear out.)

> Brits are snotty towards Americans. That seems odd too seeing
> how British radio blares American music, television broadcasts
> American shows and cinemas show American movies. England has
> more than embraced American culture. Bet there's a McDonald's
> near you!!

> The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney
> World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at
> Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney
> trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't
> pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

> Plus your press was rarely ever kind to Morrissey.

> If you don't believe England sucks, pull out the ouija board and
> ask Ghandi, he'll tell you.

1. disneyland
2. huge fat lard eaters
3. ronald reagan
4. richard nixon
5. eminem
6. mcdonalds
7. in bred texans
8. country and western music
9. serial killers
10.drive by shootings
11.tv evangelists
12.american morrissey fans
13.money is like monopoly money
14.american tourists who wear golf pants
15.you call your national game football lol
16.you are more likely to look retarded if you are american

i could go on but im starting to feel quite ill.....

 

[Sinecure seeker]

England is much better

I live within the union, I never liked American culture because because it is devoid of charm. Yes, The United States does have stable price level and low unemployment rate and is the locomotive of the world but, Any part of the rest of the world has better culture than America's.

> What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but
> they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so
> bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them
> out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

What quality product ever came out of England?, well the Oxford English Dictionary, I would like to see those Six Sigma Black Belts come up with a product like the OED. (Six Sigma is America's Answer to Japan's Total Quality, management systems, usually derided as fads)

> The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney
> World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at
> Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney
> trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't
> pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

Nonetheless France is still the world's top tourist destination.

The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without
> the Americans jumping in to save you.

You really have no point, Do I even need to mention That little Southeast Asian country. The Special Air Service revolutionized what we now call counter-revolutionary warfare.

 

[Billy Budd]

Re: THIS MESSAGE BOARD IS SH!T BECUASE THERE ARE TOO MANY YANKS ON HERE.

THE BEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD COMES FROM THIS COUNTRY.
AND AS FOR YOUR AMERICAN FOOTBALL, PISS OFF YOU STUPID YANK BASTARD.
AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR @#!!!ING LINGO THE FACT THAT YOU WRITE "SUCKS" SAYS IT ALL.

ALL YOU YANKS ON HERE SHOULD GO THROUGH SOME FORM OF TEST TO JUSTIFY HOW WORTHY YOU ARE OF INHABITING THIS MESSAGE BOARD. SOME OF YOU ARE OK, BUT ON THE WHOLE I'M CRONICALLY DISSAPOINTED IN THE STATE OF THIS MESSAGE BOARD.

PERSONALLY I HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT OF ALL COUNTRIES IN ALL CORNERS OF THE GLOBE, THEY ALL TAKE THE PISS OUT OF THEIR PEOPLE, BUT AMERICA IS DEFINATELY UP THEIR WITH THE WORST OF THEM.

WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK GEORGE BUSH' COCK.

> England is so caught up in mourning its past that the future is
> passing it by. Heathrow airport is 15 years behind the rest of
> Europe and technology is 5 years behind the rest of the world.
> Internet access and telephones are SLOW and expensive.

> The cuisine is bland, greasy and miserable. Would you care for a
> mad cow burger?

> Brits pay the same in Pounds for goods that Americans pay in
> Dollars.

> Taxes.

> What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but
> they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so
> bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them
> out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

> Roads are cramped and narrow and people drive on the wrong side
> of them.

> Rugby and soccer are for kids...REAL football is American.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without
> the Americans jumping in to save you.

> The famed "London Bridge" now resides in a retirement
> community in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

> It's cloudy 290 out of 365 days a year.

> Everything is closed on Sunday except for liquor stores and
> pubs. The rest of the week everything closes around
> sundown...again except the bars which stay open til around 11pm.
> (At 11pm on a Friday night here in The States I'm still deciding
> what shoes to wear out.)

> Brits are snotty towards Americans. That seems odd too seeing
> how British radio blares American music, television broadcasts
> American shows and cinemas show American movies. England has
> more than embraced American culture. Bet there's a McDonald's
> near you!!

> The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney
> World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at
> Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney
> trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't
> pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

> Plus your press was rarely ever kind to Morrissey.

> If you don't believe England sucks, pull out the ouija board and
> ask Ghandi, he'll tell you.

 

[Boston]

Once again another boring topic

Yank is a really stupid word to use, considering that you are calling all people from the States a Yank when only part of the US people were (and I say WERE) once considered that. One complaint I have about Brits is that they never seem to get past the Yank word. That is very childish I think. And shows lack of study habits. Look it up.

Although I agree with pretty much everything that was originally said about the Brits, I still love the UK. I have some very close friends there who are not ignorant like some of you asses who will reply to the post with anti-american crap. You bore me.

 

[Boston]

Your perfection is far from near

Brits pay an enormous tax to a ridiculous royal family, so until your country can eliminate this travesty I think they should shut it.

 

[Billy Budd]

Re: Once again another boring topic

> Yank is a really stupid word to use, considering that you are
> calling all people from the States a Yank when only part of the
> US people were (and I say WERE) once considered that. One
> complaint I have about Brits is that they never seem to get past
> the Yank word. That is very childish I think. And shows lack of
> study habits. Look it up.

> Although I agree with pretty much everything that was originally
> said about the Brits, I still love the UK. I have some very
> close friends there who are not ignorant like some of you asses
> who will reply to the post with anti-american crap. You bore me.

I use the term "Yank" as a put down to any American who pisses me off.
Don't look at me on this one, what was the need for the twat who started this post to do so.

 

[Grim O'Grady]

Morrissey for World Prime Minister/President

We need anti-establishment, not petty inhouse nation calling. Who cares which country serves the best hamburger for the best price & paying its labour force the least. Divide & rule, don't subscribe to that tactic. Let's just stick to what we know/care for best, Morrissey.
Vive Le Morrissey!
Vote for Morrissey for the top spot
But who would be his Number 2?
Love, Peas & Harmony.
Grim O'Grady

 

[russ t]

Has everyone forgotten - YANKS CAN'T SPELL!!!

The lazy style-less cultureless twats we call the Septic (Yanks) CAN'T SPELL!

They don't have their own language, so they use ours - the ENGLISH language.

And they can't even use that correctly!

Lazy English, as Yank speak is known, is nothing but a bastardised version of the great language (ask Morrissey!).

Why put in a 'z' when an 's' will do perfectly?

America.... no class, ugly place. And, of course, it's full of bloody Americans.

Yeuch.

> I live within the union, I never liked American culture because
> because it is devoid of charm. Yes, The United States does have
> stable price level and low unemployment rate and is the
> locomotive of the world but, Any part of the rest of the world
> has better culture than America's.

> What quality product ever came out of England?, well the Oxford
> English Dictionary, I would like to see those Six Sigma Black
> Belts come up with a product like the OED. (Six Sigma is
> America's Answer to Japan's Total Quality, management systems,
> usually derided as fads)

> Nonetheless France is still the world's top tourist destination.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without

> You really have no point, Do I even need to mention That little
> Southeast Asian country. The Special Air Service revolutionized
> what we now call counter-revolutionary warfare.

 

[Kit]

Re: Just a few reasons why America sucks!

Actually our "national game" is baseball. Didn't you Brits copy that one too just recently??

And that ill feeling you are having is just the realization that you are British. Sorry.

> 1. disneyland
> 2. huge fat lard eaters
> 3. ronald reagan
> 4. richard nixon
> 5. eminem
> 6. mcdonalds
> 7. in bred texans
> 8. country and western music
> 9. serial killers
> 10.drive by shootings
> 11.tv evangelists
> 12.american morrissey fans
> 13.money is like monopoly money
> 14.american tourists who wear golf pants
> 15.you call your national game football lol
> 16.you are more likely to look retarded if you are american

> i could go on but im starting to feel quite ill.....

 

[Little Miss Curious]

Re: Just a few reasons why America sucks!

> Actually our "national game" is baseball. Didn't you
> Brits copy that one too just recently??

> And that ill feeling you are having is just the realization that
> you are British. Sorry.

I don't understand you. Morrissey's British and so were the Smiths.

LMC x

 

[Me speekz guud English]

Re: Has everyone forgotten - YANKS CAN'T SPELL!!!

Our founding fathers here in the USA were EX BRITS who KNEW BETTER than to stay on that horrid little island in the north atlantic. Get over it!! God only knows why we kept the language.

> The lazy style-less cultureless twats we call the Septic (Yanks)
> CAN'T SPELL!

> They don't have their own language, so they use ours - the
> ENGLISH language.

> And they can't even use that correctly!

> Lazy English, as Yank speak is known, is nothing but a
> bastardised version of the great language (ask Morrissey!).

> Why put in a 'z' when an 's' will do perfectly?

> America.... no class, ugly place. And, of course, it's full of
> bloody Americans.

> Yeuch.

 

[Kit]

Re: Just a few reasons why America sucks!

We can't all be perfect.

> I don't understand you. Morrissey's British and so were the
> Smiths.

> LMC x

 

[phillybeefcake]

Re: England is much better

> I live within the union, I never liked American culture because
> because it is devoid of charm. Yes, The United States does have
> stable price level and low unemployment rate and is the
> locomotive of the world but, Any part of the rest of the world
> has better culture than America's.

> What quality product ever came out of England?, well the Oxford
> English Dictionary, I would like to see those Six Sigma Black
> Belts come up with a product like the OED. (Six Sigma is
> America's Answer to Japan's Total Quality, management systems,
> usually derided as fads)

> Nonetheless France is still the world's top tourist destination.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without

> You really have no point, Do I even need to mention That little
> Southeast Asian country. The Special Air Service revolutionized
> what we now call counter-revolutionary warfare.

There's plenty of charm here in America...just visit southeastern Pennsylvania! It has plenty of charm, history, and places to visit where those revolutionary colonists whooped your asses just little over two centuries ago!

Culture? Sure, we could stand to have some more of that for certain. But it's interesting that no matter what cultural malaise echoes from these shores, the Brits and all the rest instantly have to have it! And our tax dollars are accountable for, unlike yours that feed the luxuries of the Royal Shamily!

Musical contributions, surely, take the credit without a doubt. Morrissey is a great example - the Brits have always set the trend. They just migrate here to America to capitalize on it...and from here it takes off worldwide!!!!

 

[homeless chihuahua]

How can u compare soccer to your 'football'? That's just a 'sport' you invented to suit pussy fatasses that don't dare to play rugby ...
but mostly the one reason why the US cannot compete with England is because they just can't make music...whoever argues that is definitely not worth of this board...

> England is so caught up in mourning its past that the future is
> passing it by. Heathrow airport is 15 years behind the rest of
> Europe and technology is 5 years behind the rest of the world.
> Internet access and telephones are SLOW and expensive.

> The cuisine is bland, greasy and miserable. Would you care for a
> mad cow burger?

> Brits pay the same in Pounds for goods that Americans pay in
> Dollars.

> Taxes.

> What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but
> they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so
> bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them
> out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

> Roads are cramped and narrow and people drive on the wrong side
> of them.

> Rugby and soccer are for kids...REAL football is American.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without
> the Americans jumping in to save you.

> The famed "London Bridge" now resides in a retirement
> community in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

> It's cloudy 290 out of 365 days a year.

> Everything is closed on Sunday except for liquor stores and
> pubs. The rest of the week everything closes around
> sundown...again except the bars which stay open til around 11pm.
> (At 11pm on a Friday night here in The States I'm still deciding
> what shoes to wear out.)

> Brits are snotty towards Americans. That seems odd too seeing
> how British radio blares American music, television broadcasts
> American shows and cinemas show American movies. England has
> more than embraced American culture. Bet there's a McDonald's
> near you!!

> The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney
> World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at
> Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney
> trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't
> pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

> Plus your press was rarely ever kind to Morrissey.

> If you don't believe England sucks, pull out the ouija board and
> ask Ghandi, he'll tell you.

 

[Kit]

Re: Americans can't make music...

Current UK top 10 singles:

1

(-) 21 SECONDS

 

[Punchdrunk1975]

The USA is a bastard race and a mish-mash of every @#!!! in the world all glued together.

> England is so caught up in mourning its past that the future is
> passing it by. Heathrow airport is 15 years behind the rest of
> Europe and technology is 5 years behind the rest of the world.
> Internet access and telephones are SLOW and expensive.

> The cuisine is bland, greasy and miserable. Would you care for a
> mad cow burger?

Yeah the only food America is famed for is Big Mac and other cardboard fast food @#!!!e.

> Brits pay the same in Pounds for goods that Americans pay in
> Dollars.

> Taxes.

> What quality products come out of England? Jaguar cars...but
> they spend more time in the shop then on the road. They were so
> bad an American car company (Ford) had to come in and bail them
> out. Same thing happened with Rolls Royce and VW.

Our music and style you are always behind us on that score.

> Roads are cramped and narrow and people drive on the wrong side
> of them.

So @#!!!ing what zzzzzzz

> Rugby and soccer are for kids...REAL football is American.

YEAH is that why all you big hard GUYS have to wear loads of protection on the field.Bunch of dickheads.

> The zulus kicked your ass and you wouldn't have won WWII without
> the Americans jumping in to save you.

You needed the french to kick us out of the US.We held out agaisnt the germans while virtually the whole of europe was agaisnt us.You got kicked out of Vietnam with ease.You spend millions on an Army that has proved itself time and time again to be nothing special.The list is endless.The Bay of pigs,Vietnam,Cuban missile crisis (just how did the russians get weapons to cuba without the yanks knowing)etc etc etc etc etc etc You really crack me up you bunch of spactics.The USA is the most morally corrupt country in the world.

> The famed "London Bridge" now resides in a retirement
> community in Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

If it wasnt for the bristish you would still be living in a tree hut and have face paints you cheeky bastArd.We though you pricks how to live like humans instead of savages.

> It's cloudy 290 out of 365 days a year.

We like it like that.

> Everything is closed on Sunday except for liquor stores and
> pubs. The rest of the week everything closes around
> sundown...again except the bars which stay open til around 11pm.
> (At 11pm on a Friday night here in The States I'm still deciding
> what shoes to wear out.)

True,But we drink so much more than you and have more of a laugh.When ever i have been to the states most fellas are on there backs after 3 beers and the girls are frigid and need therapy cos papa dont love them or there rabbit died when they were 12.

> Brits are snotty towards Americans. That seems odd too seeing
> how British radio blares American music, television broadcasts
> American shows and cinemas show American movies. England has
> more than embraced American culture. Bet there's a McDonald's
> near you!!

American music is @#!!!e.EVERY country in the world hates AMericans cos there brash rude and most of all FAKE!!!!

> The number one vacation destination for Brits is Walt Disney
> World, Orlando, Florida...USA. Brits "holiday" at
> Disney World more than any other place on the planet! (Disney
> trivia factoid...used to work there, and believe me, it wasn't
> pretty on a 92 degree day...Brits don't use deodorant!).

The jew united states of AMerica.Yanks are all really fat bastards and dress like @#!!!e.

Wrong again.Dont believe everything you read

> Plus your press was rarely ever kind to Morrissey.

MORRISSEY never really done much more the english press to carry on praising him year after year.He was the darling of the indie press for years.Times more on.Just cos micheal jackson is the best you have to offer us.

> If you don't believe England sucks, pull out the ouija board and
> ask Ghandi, he'll tell you.

Your a prick!!please die at once.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The truth hurts, doesn't it. Face it, you're living in a dying nation that is only a shadow of its former glorious self. Rant all you want, the truth is England is dead!! England for the English because NO ONE else wants her!!!

> Your a prick!!please die at once.

 

[Boston]

Russ T needs history lessons

Wow Russ T you are supid. Get a history book.
You probably goto the Inxs web site and yell at the Australians for speaking English too. And don't forget about those pesky South Africans. Ohh God how do you Brits deal with it all.

> The lazy style-less cultureless twats we call the Septic (Yanks)
> CAN'T SPELL!

> They don't have their own language, so they use ours - the
> ENGLISH language.

> And they can't even use that correctly!

> Lazy English, as Yank speak is known, is nothing but a
> bastardised version of the great language (ask Morrissey!).

> Why put in a 'z' when an 's' will do perfectly?

> America.... no class, ugly place. And, of course, it's full of
> bloody Americans.

> Yeuch.