Did anyone else get the email from "Morrissey", today?...
"Have you any Morrissey Tattoos? Have you ever graffitti'd Morrissey's name on a wall? Do you own amazing Morrissey memorabilia?
We're looking for images of your devotion for possible inclusion in the new Morrissey Greatest Hits Album advert.
Please send high-quality JPG images to: email@example.com"
It even landed in my "junk" box!!!!!
Not having any Morrissey tattoos myself (or any tattoos for that matter), I'm off the wake up Rambo and get one done. Keep your eyes peeled for Brel's arse on a screen near you!