Am I an asshole? or is Morrissey an asshole?

[greasetea]

Vote for me!
I say awful things and I beat my cats and dogs.

Morrissey
He won't release anything unless he gets a record deal to beat all record deals.

Me:
I fu.cked my best friend's cousin (who is married) in the pool of a wedding reception.

Morrissey
He fu.cked us over by cancelling a trillion times in Pittsburgh (I would too ya know, your city kinda sucks di.ckie)

Me:
I always masturbate all over public toilets so when someone sits down to take a $hit, they yelp.

Morrissey:
He has Boz jack him off then makes A-Dawg eat the bread.

Me:
I rule with a heavy hand in the Grasetea World Order

Morrissey:
His tour manager..enuff z'nuff (those guys suck, rememboid themmies?) said.

Vote for me!!! Vote for me!!!!! VOTE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Dave B]

[Mr.Proper]

actually,I think you need to heed that advice.your a twittwat of a man who likes to phuck mice,squirrels and hamsters.I heard you like to eat Spanish peanutz and play go fish with your dead grandmother?(that's gross) you pathetic turd.Actually,I never knew you ate blue toilet cakes? have you tried them with my special sauce?

[Mr.Proper]

I'' vote for morrissey.he has cancelled so many times.I would've voted for you,but I dig you,your the goods.

[blodwyn pig]

GREASE FOR KING.WHEY HEY!!

[Little Miss Curious]

> Me:
> I fu.cked my best friend's cousin (who is married) in the pool
> of a wedding reception.

I vote for you then. That's very naughty. Heh heh.

LMC x

[The Chef]