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-a tattered TV Guide (May 8th edition)
-a half filled glass of carrot/peach juice
-a Anne Gedes picture book
-a new candle from Target
-a dirty ashtray with Kamel Red Lights snuffed out
-a half eaten box of Whitman's chocolates (no nut ones left)
-a remote with no batteries
-a crumpled note by Boz Boorer with "Sorry Morrissey, I didn't mean to flood your toilet."
-a bottle of Corona
-various cumstains which if DNA analysis was allowed, it would reveal strands by Morrissey, Gretchen Moll, Stephen Hawkins, Posey Parker, the guitarist from Rammstein, Robbie Williams, Harvey Keitel, Miki Berenyi and the pig from the Babe films.
Clean your table Moz, surely you can afford Pledge furniture spray?
-a half filled glass of carrot/peach juice
-a Anne Gedes picture book
-a new candle from Target
-a dirty ashtray with Kamel Red Lights snuffed out
-a half eaten box of Whitman's chocolates (no nut ones left)
-a remote with no batteries
-a crumpled note by Boz Boorer with "Sorry Morrissey, I didn't mean to flood your toilet."
-a bottle of Corona
-various cumstains which if DNA analysis was allowed, it would reveal strands by Morrissey, Gretchen Moll, Stephen Hawkins, Posey Parker, the guitarist from Rammstein, Robbie Williams, Harvey Keitel, Miki Berenyi and the pig from the Babe films.
Clean your table Moz, surely you can afford Pledge furniture spray?
