Re: the picture

[Cili]

Suzanne, you have eyes that look a little sad. I think I've told you this before. I've always found that lovely. And great hair colour! Is it actually reddish like that, or is it just the photo? It was a bit surprising to see your long hair since the only other picture I've seen of you is that talk show host one with the wig on. You're really cute! Sorry if you hate that word. That's always a dangerous one to throw around at people. Sometimes it comes hurling back at twice the speed. Should I duck?

> I pulled your pic off because I felt sorry for you, Suzanne

> it's obvious you are beyond pity...

> and you never really have when you tried essentially the same
> things they have- and failed miserably

> your attempts at Smiths/Moz covers suck and

> your web page you pasted here leads to a shrine of bad poetry,
> embarrasing pictures of yourself, and awful music

> I didn't pull your pic out of fear - it was out of pity -

> If you are so very good looking, why are you on your own
> tonight?

You seem virulent and obsessed. That can't be very healthy.

Cili.

[suzanne]

> Suzanne, you have eyes that look a little sad. I think I've told
> you this before. I've always found that lovely. And great hair
> colour! Is it actually reddish like that, or is it just the
> photo?

I think like all hair it depends on what light you are standing in. It's a mixture of everything, but mostly brown.

>It was a bit surprising to see your long hair since the
> only other picture I've seen of you is that talk show host one
> with the wig on.

it used to not be this long, but I never intended for it to end up like this. but since I grew the bangs out, I don't go to the hairdresser much. I'm lazy and I don't have time. Hence it's rattiness.

>You're really cute! Sorry if you hate that
> word. That's always a dangerous one to throw around at people.
> Sometimes it comes hurling back at twice the speed. Should I
> duck?

erm. well, i'll live

> You seem virulent and obsessed. That can't be very healthy.

yeah, it's OK to move on with your life.

[Cili]

> I think like all hair it depends on what light you are standing
> in. It's a mixture of everything, but mostly brown.

My hair is a dark chestnut. The only time it looks red is when the light I'm standing under is actually red. I *really* like your hair colour. In fact, I think that shade is the one a couple of my girlfriends were shooting for when they got their coifs coloured. At least the shade in the photo anyway. Usually I would've kept this to myself, but with all the Suzanne harassment on the board I thought it would be nice to send a normal comment your way.

> it used to not be this long, but I never intended for it to end
> up like this. but since I grew the bangs out, I don't go to the
> hairdresser much. I'm lazy and I don't have time. Hence it's
> rattiness.

"Ratty"? God, that's not the word I'd use. The first thing that came to my mind when I saw your pic (after I got past the surprise of your long hair) is that you look comfortable and easy going.

> erm. well, i'll live

I'm glad to hear that but I don't think [no name] is as much.

> yeah, it's OK to move on with your life.

Overreactions are akward, but protracted overreactions are downright embarassing. I'm uncomfortable with all this monkey-on-your-back, attacking business.

Cili.

[suzanne]

> My hair is a dark chestnut. The only time it looks red is when
> the light I'm standing under is actually red. I *really* like
> your hair colour. In fact, I think that shade is the one a
> couple of my girlfriends were shooting for when they got their
> coifs coloured. At least the shade in the photo anyway.

It's OK. But i've never really had anyone wish that they had this hair color before.

>Usually
> I would've kept this to myself, but with all the Suzanne
> harassment on the board I thought it would be nice to send a
> normal comment your way.

and that's nice of you, but you shouldn't feel obligated to say anything

> "Ratty"? God, that's not the word I'd use. The first
> thing that came to my mind when I saw your pic (after I got past
> the surprise of your long hair) is that you look comfortable and
> easy going.

ha! the camera got a pic of all the things that don't get me riled up.

> I'm glad to hear that but I don't think [no name] is as much.

> Overreactions are akward, but protracted overreactions are
> downright embarassing. I'm uncomfortable with all this
> monkey-on-your-back, attacking business.

you know, i realized i could do a little something in my favor.

i haven't been the quickest person these days.

[Cili]

> It's OK. But i've never really had anyone wish that they had
> this hair color before.

It's just that I happen to like that reddish brown tone.

> and that's nice of you, but you shouldn't feel obligated to say
> anything

Oh I didn't feel obligated, I just thought that if [no name] is speaking his/her mind so freely, I should as well. I didn't want people to think that there were only ill feelings toward you on this board. If no one says anything, then it fuels all those "well no one spoke up in your defence" crap.

> ha! the camera got a pic of all the things that don't get me
> riled up.

It caught you in a "quiet" moment. Just before you lunged at the photographer right? [laughs]

> you know, i realized i could do a little something in my favor.
> i haven't been the quickest person these days.

Well, I personlly think that you should say whatever you want, even if in the end it may get some people riled up. Everyone who's bothered will get over it. I don't think you go too far or anything so I don't see the problem. It's not like you're deeply hurting people's feelings. From what I can tell, a couple of people simply don't like your personality. That's bullsh*t. They'll get over it. A girl can't win 'em all, I say. No matter how cute she is.



Cili.

[suzanne]

> It's just that I happen to like that reddish brown tone.

My hair is weird. I really don't know what color it is. some bits are white blond, others are really dark.

Even though it would be nice if it were red. Not freckle face red, but a nice copper color.

> Oh I didn't feel obligated, I just thought that if [no name] is
> speaking his/her mind so freely, I should as well. I didn't want
> people to think that there were only ill feelings toward you on
> this board. If no one says anything, then it fuels all those
> "well no one spoke up in your defence" crap.

hey i'm used to it. i think they keep on going no matter what is done. they just come up with a different excuse.

> It caught you in a "quiet" moment. Just before you
> lunged at the photographer right? [laughs]

heh.

would you believe that's my driver's license photo?

> Well, I personlly think that you should say whatever you want,
> even if in the end it may get some people riled up. Everyone
> who's bothered will get over it. I don't think you go too far or
> anything so I don't see the problem. It's not like you're deeply
> hurting people's feelings. From what I can tell, a couple of
> people simply don't like your personality. That's bullsh*t.
> They'll get over it. A girl can't win 'em all, I say. No matter
> how cute she is.

yeah, and I can also delete the photos that they sit around and fantasize their sick crap about me with.

looks like he'll have to find a new tactic.

oh well.

>

> Cili.

[Ping Pong]

[Cili]

> My hair is weird. I really don't know what color it is. some
> bits are white blond

It sounds like you're stressed!

> Even though it would be nice if it were red. Not freckle face
> red, but a nice copper color.

It almost looks like that in your picture.

> hey i'm used to it. i think they keep on going no matter what is
> done. they just come up with a different excuse.

[sigh] People will say what they say. I'm sure it must get extremely aggravating if it goes on and on though. I think some people are simply painting you black, so every time you stumble they point, and if you say something that's decent, no one notices. If one's going to judge, one should be fair I think.

> would you believe that's my driver's license photo?

No! Really? Well, it came out well.

> yeah, and I can also delete the photos that they sit around and
> fantasize their sick crap about me with.

That's too bad that you'd have to do that. I'd leave them on. Or only put great pics up, so when [no name] posts them he/she will be doing you a favour.

> looks like he'll have to find a new tactic.

Is [no name] a he?

Cili.

[suzanne]

> It sounds like you're stressed!

What? does hair do that when you have a type A personality?

> It almost looks like that in your picture.

enh, but it's not that exciting in person.

> [sigh] People will say what they say. I'm sure it must get
> extremely aggravating if it goes on and on though. I think some
> people are simply painting you black, so every time you stumble
> they point, and if you say something that's decent, no one
> notices. If one's going to judge, one should be fair I think.

> No! Really? Well, it came out well.

but I have no decent pics of myself. no family portraits. no posed pics. no anything.

> That's too bad that you'd have to do that. I'd leave them on. Or
> only put great pics up, so when [no name] posts them he/she will
> be doing you a favour.

as I said, that was it.

But really, if you were me and you were as popular as I was, would you really want your best pics up?

> Is [no name] a he?

well, anatomy-wise, yes.

[Cili]

> But really, if you were me and you were as popular as I was,
> would you really want your best pics up?

I'd remove all the face shots and replace them with close-up body shots. I'd give them a lip here, an eyebrow there, a nipple, an ear... [no name] would be so discombobulated, he'd forget that he was angry and maybe leave you alone.

Cili.

[suzanne]

> I'd remove all the face shots and replace them with close-up
> body shots. I'd give them a lip here, an eyebrow there, a
> nipple, an ear... [no name] would be so discombobulated, he'd
> forget that he was angry and maybe leave you alone.

My nipples are the holy land. No heathens shall pass.

[Cili]

[Bisexual grrl]

[HitPenisWithHammer]

> My nipples are the holy land. No heathens shall pass.

Suzanne, Suzanne
You know who I am
When I was a mouse
You told me to scram
You know you are
My favorite girl
I would visit your website
If you'd give me the URL

I still love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pull Your Penis Off and Crazy Glue It To Your Forehead---Look, You're a Unicorn!]

Shut your stupid face! When Suzanne takes over the Earth, she will make Sloppy Joe of your ass!

[suzanne]

> Shut your stupid face! When Suzanne takes over the Earth, she
> will make Sloppy Joe of your ass!

"soylent green is ....people!!!"

[suzanne]

> Suzanne, Suzanne
> You know who I am
> When I was a mouse
> You told me to scram

Wait...I thought I put out poison....

> You know you are
> My favorite girl
> I would visit your website
> If you'd give me the URL

there's not much left of it....

> I still love
> you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww.. the numerous exclamation points make me feel very special. but you may change your mind if you smelled my feet.

[suzanne]

oooh, yeah, that's even MORE evil than seeing things he can't touch bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!


a christmas card to the insane

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