I just watched The Rammstein DVD millions of times and it had some great shots of its German fans (it was recorded in Berlin). My observations:
_my love of the German language is only upped...I love the language
-they are weird and they eat sausages while jumping to the music
-some of those women are sweaty sticky hot (especially this short haired redhead..woohoo, I needed to see that spot again)
-some of those women are homely
-everyone yodels apparently (Is that even a German thing?)
-they all wore red armbands with a letter Y on it. Is Y for youth camp? I no understand.
I'm scared...I think I shall only go to Germany to see Rammstein or to eat those dilberries the Germans are always talking about.
P.S. I think we should call it Germania, I rather like the old Roman empire name for them...it sounds nice.
P.P.S.S.S. I just took a big $hit and I saw my seaweed salad floating. It looked edible still. Should I eat it?