we're not interested, Quasi

[suzanne]

why don't you save your ma the trouble of regurgitating into your mealy mouthed beak for breakfast and kiss my ass directly like a real man.

[Bertrand]

> why don't you save your ma the trouble of regurgitating into
> your mealy mouthed beak for breakfast and kiss my ass directly
> like a real man.

Suzanne,

I hope you realize as you read this that I have never been one to be in the "bash Suzanne" camp - actually, I've usually found myself in agreement with your opinions and have appreciated your honesty, but, babe, you're out of line here.

Lay off already, will you?

B.

(and stop replying to Laura before you join her in pariahville)

[suzanne]

> Suzanne,

> I hope you realize as you read this that I have never been one
> to be in the "bash Suzanne" camp - actually, I've
> usually found myself in agreement with your opinions and have
> appreciated your honesty, but, babe, you're out of line here.

> Lay off already, will you?

You are telling me that I should say "gee, OK that's swell of you!" after all of this?

It blows my mind. AT what point is it considered "stooping too low"? I've read his posts and rants in the past and that last one contained nothing better or worse than his usual stuff.

> B.

> (and stop replying to Laura before you join her in pariahville)

Enh, but don't you see? I'm already there! It's a different zipcode, but same town. I might as well sign on the dotted line and turn on the gas and water in my name. Who else gets random people saying they are a bitch? "Bitch or Current Occupant" well, that's me. Don't forward on the Bed Bath and Beyond Coupons, even if i'm using it for place settings for my imaginary guests.

[comment]

> You are telling me that I should say "gee, OK that's swell
> of you!" after all of this?

> It blows my mind. AT what point is it considered "stooping
> too low"? I've read his posts and rants in the past and
> that last one contained nothing better or worse than his usual
> stuff.

> Enh, but don't you see? I'm already there! It's a different
> zipcode, but same town. I might as well sign on the dotted line
> and turn on the gas and water in my name. Who else gets random
> people saying they are a bitch? "Bitch or Current
> Occupant" well, that's me. Don't forward on the Bed Bath
> and Beyond Coupons, even if i'm using it for place settings for
> my imaginary guests.

like I've stated before, you are not a victim. You are an intelligent person but are only consistently nice to Lifeguard Sleeping. There are many people who have found themselves aligned to your opinions and have tried to have a discussion with you but you have turned them off time and time again with your attitude that only you can understand and you are so much better and that everyone hates you just because you're different. Well, this is a Morrissey board. We're all a little different. People dislike you because you've got a meanness to you. When you get finished with dealing with the bull@#!!! of your work day, trust me, the last thing you want is to read a mean spirited holier than thou post from Suzanne.

I'm convinced at this point you'll never get it though, which is kindof ironic seeing as how you prize yourself on being an intellectual. All you have to do is be nicer. But oh well. I've probably just wasted my time again.

[suzanne]

What makes you think Lifeguard is the only person? I've had very nice correspondence with others from around here, none of them ending tragically. One I even met in England.

And who is this "everyone" of which you speak? You, probably.

I'll let you in on a secret about me: I can sniff things out. I don't care what sort of front you put on in the name of wanting to get to know me better, the truth is I can mostly tell who is being genuine and who is wasting my time. And just because you are deliberately acting nice as some show, you were most likely being pushy in some area that I was telling you "no", you didn't want understand and you just kept on because you think you can change my opinion and keep on and on until I cave in. Well, that's not how I work. You can't "work" on me. You can't "appeal to my good side". And you can't "coax" me into "relenting" by repeatedly bothering because I know exactly when I'm being manipulated.

If I judge you to be a character worth relenting to, I'll do it. But given all that you have said, my assumptions were proven correct. You are mean, beligerant, and childish. You have done absolutely nothing to redeem yourself to show that you are indeed worthy of any of my kindness. And this sort of appeal is not going to change my mind about the issue. You have to face that whatever this outcome, you did it to yourself.

[November-Spawned Monster]

you are a very, very bitter hypocrite and you know it

you hate it when [cover bands and comedians] become successful

among other things

[comment]

> What makes you think Lifeguard is the only person? I've had very
> nice correspondence with others from around here, none of them
> ending tragically. One I even met in England.

> And who is this "everyone" of which you speak? You,
> probably.

> I'll let you in on a secret about me: I can sniff things out. I
> don't care what sort of front you put on in the name of wanting
> to get to know me better,

I do NOT want to get to know you any better. Trust me. What I have wasted my time reading from you was quite enough.

the truth is I can mostly tell who is
> being genuine and who is wasting my time.

me too. You are neither guinune or prove to be an effective use of my time.

And just because you
> are deliberately acting nice as some show,

I didn't think I was either being mean or nice. Just telling you that you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself and just try being nicer to people. If you don't like that sometimes 2/3rds of this board are taken up with people bitching you out (which I never said was right btw) then I would change that.

you were most likely
> being pushy in some area that I was telling you "no",

I'm sure some are guilty of that. But not others. You snap easily. I think maybe you either read too much into things or just think you are so much better than everyone else. Either way, I am a nice person who did not deserve your treatment in times past. It doesn't matter what my name is with the amount of people you've hurt that are in my situation.

> you didn't want understand and you just kept on because you
> think you can change my opinion and keep on and on until I cave
> in.

actually no-that's why I clearly stated it was a waste of time. And you think it is "caving in" to be nicer. You have alot to learn.

Well, that's not how I work. You can't "work" on
> me. You can't "appeal to my good side". And you can't
> "coax" me into "relenting" by repeatedly
> bothering because I know exactly when I'm being manipulated.

manipulated through a website? Are you kidding?

> If I judge you to be a character worth relenting to, I'll do it.

whatever. You do as you please and are bitter to almost all. Don't try to kid me. I know who you are.

> But given all that you have said, my assumptions were proven
> correct. You are mean, beligerant, and childish. You have done
> absolutely nothing to redeem yourself to show that you are
> indeed worthy of any of my kindness.

by telling you that you should be nicer to others? I am not one that has thrown insults at you. You have been far meaner to me than I would ever be to ANYONE else. Get over it. Again, stop playing the victim. You are a really poor actress.

Also, first you say I am acting nice as some show and then you say I am mean. Make up your mind Hamlet.

>And this sort of appeal is
> not going to change my mind about the issue. You have to face
> that whatever this outcome, you did it to yourself.

I did nothing to myself except waste my own time.

I think it is sad-I think you as a person are very sad. I'm not saying that as an insult or to try to hurt you but the way you act is very saddening. You lower my opinion of Morrissey fans. Honestly-again not as an insult. But you do. You really do.

[suzanne]

hey, our little choir group of about 7 people sang at the rehearsal yesterday and some people thought we were a group that sang together all the time as an a capella group of sorts.

how does it make you feel that I don't suck?

[Missing In Action]

> hey, our little choir group of about 7 people sang at the
> rehearsal yesterday and some people thought we were a group that
> sang together all the time as an a capella group of sorts.

> how does it make you feel that I don't suck?

It makes me think it took 6 other voices to drown yours out!!