I love threads with Wonder Woman in them. Did you know that Wonder Woman is an Amazon princess? According to Curtius, Alexander the Great met the real tribe of Amazons during his campaigns in Asia minor around 330 B.C. Mercifully, the creators of Wonder Woman left out the historically accurate detail about their breasts, for Amazon women were disfigured. One breast was left intact to nurse their babies, while the other was lopped off and the wound cauterized, the flatter surface being better to support weapons like longbows. As such, I would not like to think of an historically accurate portrayal of the character by Lynda Carter. What a waste that would've been! On the other hand, it might have been nice for a dramatization of Curtius' anecdote about Thalestris, the Amazonian queen. The fearsome she-wolf took an instant liking to Alexander, and the great Macedonian, probably randy himself after so many long marches and bored by an endless series of concubines and Persian boys-- and no enemy of booze-- dutifully obliged her by spending a whopping thirteen days slaking her passion in his royal tent. Now that is a role I would have paid to see Carter play. Not now, though. She's 56.
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